What's The Greatest Job You'll Never Have?

[The Shadow One]

All:

I was reading a post by Lady Frog and started thinking about how I keep telling people my two dream jobs, if I could have them and support the cats, the gnomes, the leprechauns, the troll, AND the dwarfs (all of whom live under my bed -- except the cats, of course, who now own the top if it), which are:

1. To work in quaint, quiet bookstore, or

2. To work in quaint, quiet coffeeshop.

So, the question came to mind: what's the greats job you will never, ever have.

Mine -- basketball player. I so wanted to be on the basketball team when I was in high school (primarily because of a very cute cheerleader) but I was only five feet even and 120 pounds sopping wet.

Never happened. Too sad.

So, here's a poll.

The Shadow One



"Theirs is not to make reply,
Theirs is not to reason why,
Their is but to do and die."

Ah, to be able to write like the Lord.