The Isle of Man!!!!!
We have the TT motorbike races, A bar that lets 14 year olds drink alchohol there, southern 100 bike races, no-tailed cats, me, two castles, NO SPEED LIMIT ON THE ROADS outside the villages, me, Bushy's beer, the longest runing Norse government in the world, the largest waterwheel in Europe and apart from minor incidences the isle of man is the safest place in Britain.
come live here, i may have friends then :)