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    Annoying and stupid? How about Napoleon Dynamite? Dumb and Dumber?

    Inaccurate? I don't go to movies for accuracy, so I don't bother. I go to be entertained.

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    Most stupid movie, I'd have to go with Napoleon Dynamite or Titanic.

    Most inaccurate, Anthony and cleopatra (Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor) The Roman legionaries had (I kid you not) spikes on their shields. Not on the top or the edge but coming out in a random pattern in the flat part. I nearly had a friggin anyerism when I say that.
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    Windtalkers - the worst war movie ever!
    Imo, Windtalkers was a very good war film but thats just my opinion.

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    Enemy at the Gates, Shaving Ryans Priva...I mean Saving Private Ryan (had it's good scenes but on the hole it was horribly unrealistic), and of course, Braveheart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
    Shaving Ryans Priva...I mean Saving Private Ryan (had it's good scenes but on the hole it was horribly unrealistic), and of course, Braveheart.
    I allways thought that Saving Private Ryan was a accurate depiction of WW2 combat except the story that was fictional...


    Robin Hood prince of thieves is very bad (Kevin Coster!!!) and very ahistorical...
    Like the Celts that where attacking Robin's hideout that looked more like cave men to me and they where only 1000 years to late..
    A longe time ago i did like this move but I was young and stupid...

    But anyway, most Hollywood movies that take place in the past are inacurate and full of cliche's like boy becomes a superknight and drunken US soldier becomes ninja chopping samurai etc...

    About Mel Gibson....

    I suspect Mel for being anti-british because of the movies like Bravehart and The Patriot(Crap movie).
    And I am not the only one with this opinion about Mell ....

    About Alexander

    I have watched this movie and I have seen far worser movies...
    The gay stuff was highly exaggerated by the press and yes Colin Farwell was a bad choice with bad hair and the movie was a bit boring but the battle's where good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTank
    Robin Hood prince of thieves is very bad (Kevin Coster!!!) and very ahistorical...
    Like the Celts that where attacking Robin's hideout that looked more like cave men to me and they where only 1000 years to late..
    A longe time ago i did like this move but I was young and stupid...
    I always hated Robin Hood : Prince of thieves, the fact they got an AMERICAN to play a ENGLISH hero is complete rubbish
    He didnt even make an attempt to hide is Accent either, which infuriated me, i wouldnt have minded the film if he had made a liitle effort in sounding english
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    I have an idea. Next time an histrical film comes out, don't watch it. We must all boycott these films until the studios get things right. We must campaign for real historical films!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ian_of_smeg16
    I always hated Robin Hood : Prince of thieves, the fact they got an AMERICAN to play a ENGLISH hero is complete rubbish
    He didnt even make an attempt to hide is Accent either, which infuriated me, i wouldnt have minded the film if he had made a liitle effort in sounding english
    Watch Robin Hood: Men in tights instead, much more historic
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