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    We have to start a crusade!
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Henry V
    We have to start a crusade!
    That might be a bit repetitive, i have been in two crusades now, one was closed and one just faded away into oblivion
    good idea though, just dont call it a crusade, make a thread saying sumting like "I hate inaccurate movies" and people will flock to you! FLOCK!
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    When was the last super-realistic historical film?
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    A bridge too Far
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    Another innacurate/stupid film :Timeline

    The book is good but the film is so poor it's laughable.
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    One scene that is so stupid its funny is when the French are attacking the Castle with lots and lots of fire arrows and the English firing back...with fire arrows
    The English then cheat by using "Night arrows" ie. normal arrows and kill alot of the french archers. If they wanted to make it even more stupid they could have had the frech commander shout
    "You dirty English pig-dog. You cheated and killed my men! "


    Another thing is how the book seemed realistic but in the movie these scientists can outfight professional men at arms in the middle of a war.

    "A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
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