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    [ninja]Hi, my name is mongoose and i can't stop thinking about the ninja site. It's cool; and by cool, i mean totaly sweat.[/ninja]


    He has a book now


    Has any one here bought it? Is it even real?
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    Don't worry, I don't exist Member King of Atlantis's Avatar
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    Default Re: REAL ultimate power!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If its on amazon surely its real.

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    An insult to invisible flying ninjas everywhere.

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    riiiiiiiight...
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    You know what the absolute coolest thing is about this guy?
    And by cool I mean totaly sweet.
    He doesn't have one book, no, he actually has at least half a dozen.
    Follow the Link to amazon and then click on the author's name.

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    And this one assumes that he´s got a wife.
    Either there are two Robert Hamburgers or one who made a big joke/study with his ninja homepage


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    I bought his book (think Eric Cartman writing a book-now how is that not funny??)... and his site is quite funny too.

    Its just a giant piss-take as far as I can tell but a damn funny one.

    The funniest part of his site is emails from 'real' ninjas calling him a twat and threatening to beat him if they ever saw him.

    Obviously, irony escapes them...
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    This is totally sweet. I need it.
    http://www.cafepress.com/realninja/185721

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    Quote Originally Posted by lancelot

    The funniest part of his site is emails from 'real' ninjas calling him a twat and threatening to beat him if they ever saw him.

    Obviously, irony escapes them...
    yes, or the real ninja responses are his too.
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    I bought the book. It's pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mongoose
    [ninja]Hi, my name is mongoose and i can't stop thinking about the ninja site. It's cool; and by cool, i mean totaly sweat.[/ninja]
    :
    Hi mi name is Gertgregoor and I am also an ninja addict, I dream about them at night...and day...I just can't live without surfing their site for 8hours everyday...

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    youre all crazy .....

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    Crazy...or total sweat!



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    ...that's the question!

    mauhahahaaa muahahahaaamuaaa!
    de kerstman komt je pakken Emue! je vraagt erom

    Now lets eat some pie and practice or crazy...or total sweat ninja moves.
    hajuha!
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    When I saw this I totally flipped out and
    started immediatly to think about ninjas. (can't stop)
    Isn't it totally sweet?

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    well his kung-fu lessons are probably to late...;
    the Ninja probably a;ready committed Seppuku with a frisbee...

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