[ninja]Hi, my name is mongoose and i can't stop thinking about the ninja site. It's cool; and by cool, i mean totaly sweat.[/ninja]
He has a book now![]()
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Has any one here bought it? Is it even real?![]()
[ninja]Hi, my name is mongoose and i can't stop thinking about the ninja site. It's cool; and by cool, i mean totaly sweat.[/ninja]
He has a book now![]()
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Has any one here bought it? Is it even real?![]()
Last edited by Mongoose; 08-10-2005 at 02:34.
If its on amazon surely its real.
An insult to invisible flying ninjas everywhere.
riiiiiiiight...
From wise men, O Lord, protect us -anon
The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of millions, a statistic -Stalin
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area -UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
You know what the absolute coolest thing is about this guy?
And by cool I mean totaly sweet.
He doesn't have one book, no, he actually has at least half a dozen.
Follow the Link to amazon and then click on the author's name.
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I'll build a mountain of corpses - Ogami Itto, Lone Wolf & Cub
Sometimes standing up for your friends means killing a whole lot of people - Sin City, by Frank Miller
And this one assumes that he´s got a wife.
Either there are two Robert Hamburgers or one who made a big joke/study with his ninja homepage
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"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
I bought his book (think Eric Cartman writing a book-now how is that not funny??)... and his site is quite funny too.
Its just a giant piss-take as far as I can tell but a damn funny one.
The funniest part of his site is emails from 'real' ninjas calling him a twat and threatening to beat him if they ever saw him.
Obviously, irony escapes them...
"England expects that every man will do his duty" Lord Nelson
"Extinction to all traitors" Megatron
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." Homer Simpson
This is totally sweet. I need it.![]()
http://www.cafepress.com/realninja/185721
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I'll build a mountain of corpses - Ogami Itto, Lone Wolf & Cub
Sometimes standing up for your friends means killing a whole lot of people - Sin City, by Frank Miller
Originally Posted by lancelot
yes, or the real ninja responses are his too.
Ja mata
TosaInu
I bought the book. It's pretty funny.
Cowardice is to run from the fear;
Bravery is not to never feel the fear.
Bravery is to be terrified as hell;
But to hold the line anyway.
Hi mi name is Gertgregoor and I am also an ninja addict, I dream about them at night...and day...I just can't live without surfing their site for 8hours everyday...Originally Posted by mongoose
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youre all crazy .....
We do not sow.
Crazy...or total sweat!
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...that's the question!
mauhahahaaa muahahahaaamuaaa!
de kerstman komt je pakken Emue! je vraagt erom
Now lets eat some pie and practice or crazy...or total sweat ninja moves.
hajuha!
:goes Jackie Chan style:
When I saw this I totally flipped out and
started immediatly to think about ninjas. (can't stop)
Isn't it totally sweet?
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I'll build a mountain of corpses - Ogami Itto, Lone Wolf & Cub
Sometimes standing up for your friends means killing a whole lot of people - Sin City, by Frank Miller
well his kung-fu lessons are probably to late...;
the Ninja probably a;ready committed Seppuku with a frisbee...![]()
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