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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks
that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian,
"I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I
wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted"
and Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian
immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a
shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he
thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a
prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo
and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail. (No -The punch line does not
involve a prawn cocktail).
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't
see his old friend.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to
the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend come out and see me again".
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........
"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".
swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks
that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian,
"I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I
wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted"
and Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian
immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a
shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he
thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a
prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo
and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail. (No -The punch line does not
involve a prawn cocktail).
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't
see his old friend.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to
the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend come out and see me again".
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........
"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad
Gah! kiwitt Gah!
did you do that on porpoise, or just for the halibut?
ichi
Gah! kiwitt Gah!
did you do that on porpoise, or just for the halibut?
ichi
Now I've got a haddock. That joke had no sole.
"Oh my cod! What a bad joke!" 
Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!
That joke smelt. You really have slid to the bottom of barrel.
Lads... theres a time and a Plaice! 
Indeed, many words here are spelt wrong and we may suffer being put upon pikes if this continues. We need Marlin the Magician to get us out of this.
Good thing I'm heading out the dore soon. My buddy need help to tuna his guitar. We're having lunch at his mom's after and I'm worried about salmon-ella.
Good thing I'm heading out the dore soon. My buddy need help to tuna his guitar. We're having lunch at his mom's after and I'm worried about salmon-ella.
Originally Posted by Beirut:
Good thing I'm heading out the dore soon. My buddy need help to tuna his guitar. We're having lunch at his mom's after and I'm worried about salmon-ella.
lol Good thing I'm heading out the dore soon. My buddy need help to tuna his guitar. We're having lunch at his mom's after and I'm worried about salmon-ella.
These puns are terrible. They're making me whale with horror.
Come on, guys. Squid it. You're hurting Christian's eelings.
There's a time and a plaice for this sort of thing.
I can't believe what I'm herring - I thought you guys were funny, but you're a load of sprats.
This thread is sure to flounder. Anyways what's it doing in the backbay
This joke is so bad I had to trout to the bathroom to hurl.
No offense, but that joke made we want to vomit.....
there is something fishy here... why is this thread in the backroom?
Stop trying to hijack the mans thread.Don't be so shellfish .
i was not sturgeon for a thread like this. walleye appreciate the precarious perch, i shad mention that puns walrus make me sad. but, women like puns, so if you cod a wife, don't kipper away. you minnow what i'm talking about. kiwitt is the manta thank.
pikes! that was bad.. mahi sincerest apologies. now, i think we clam all hope that a mod lox this thread. it serves no porpoise.
pikes! that was bad.. mahi sincerest apologies. now, i think we clam all hope that a mod lox this thread. it serves no porpoise.
No need to get all crabby about it.
I am going to have to mullet over.
Well, I'm sorry for making a bass of myself in this thread.
Originally Posted by The Scourge:
Stop trying to hijack the mans thread.Don't be so shellfish .
Ha! Stop trying to hijack the mans thread.Don't be so shellfish .
Originally Posted by The Scourge:
Stop trying to hijack the mans thread.Don't be so shellfish .
Show some remoras pleaseStop trying to hijack the mans thread.Don't be so shellfish .
This is prawnography of the English language!! I'm urchin everyone to sease otterwise chumone will go overboard and then the ship will hit the sand. Sonar or later it is drowned to happen.
La Fin
La Fin
Actually I think the joke works, apparently, in a subtle way.
You all are having a good laugh over the spelling, aren't you?
You all are having a good laugh over the spelling, aren't you?
sHark, I (sardine) can hear the end of this thread (herring) (sea cu-)come(ber)ing.
[Really sorry about that]
[Really sorry about that]
This thread has really brightened up the org. Its been like a ray of sunshine.
I'll be impressed if anyone manages to get a humuhumu nukunuku apua'a into a pun.
I'll be impressed if anyone manages to get a humuhumu nukunuku apua'a into a pun.
I really didn't want to post in this thread but I Barracuda(n't) handle it anymore.
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