10 star Greek general: Remember, this battle is for our country. If we are defeated, there will be no retreat. We are even in numbers but with my amazing tactical skill we may defea...
Greek messenger: Sir, you are urgently needed at croton!
General: Why?
Greek messenger: The town has passed a new law regarding the number of names you can have for a mule. They need you to sign it.
General: I will go there right away! *gallops off at full speed*
Greek soldier: i don't think he's coming back...
Greek soldier two: What do we do now?
Greek solder one: I have the perfect plan! the army is saved!
Firse we send half the army to attack our allies in sicilly, then we send the other half to attack our allies in macedonia!
Greek soldier two: Sounds good. what about or cities in italy? won't the Romans take them?
Greek soldier one: you're right. We should do something else...**Player reloads**
Greek soldier two: What were we talking about about?!
Greek soldier one: i don't know. let's just carry out the plan.
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