Show us your monkey!

[Divinus Arma]

I want to see your monkey.

Show us the best picture you have.

[Divinus Arma]

Monkeys are really silly and fun. Yay. Monkey!

[Divinus Arma]

monkey monkey monkey monkey yay!

[Divinus Arma]

Monkey thirsty. Drink monkey drink!

[Samurai Waki]

This was me as a child...

[Taurus]

This is the ideal thread for me because I think monkeys are so cool.

[Divinus Arma]

I have a little monkey.

[Divinus Arma]

Edited by DA: References to moderators and bush-monkey picture comparison removed. Political comments are not frontroom material. There is a no-tolerance policy on this issue per the forum rules.

[Ser Clegane]

All hail the monkey in the bushes!

Like Bush or not, you have to admit this is funny:

Good one

I wonder how much time this guy spent to collect/select all these pictures...

[Taurus]

lol good post Divinius Arma.

[Divinus Arma]

3rd edit by DA:

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[Zalmoxis]

Divinus, in that article is says that the man had his testicles severed. Owie.

[Divinus Arma]

Divinus, in that article is says that the man had his testicles severed. Owie.

I know. Not all monkeys are fun and games.

[Beirut]

Divinus Arma,

Please check your PMs.

[Mongoose]

YIKES!

Can you place warnings before posting some of those pictures!?

[RabidGibbon]

Gibbons are the Kings of Monkeys - Heres some of my close relatives

[Divinus Arma]

YIKES!

Can you place warnings before posting some of those pictures!?

Wuz wrong rat?

[Dux Corvanus]

Nothing like a couple of hot bonobos:

[Beirut]

Now, now. Let us refrain from an overabundance of simian sexuality.

[Adrian II]

Now, now. Let us refrain from an overabundance of simian sexuality.

Now now, it took the gentlemen 20 posts, no less, before one of them came up with the highly original and surprising concept of Googling for a horny bonobo. That in itself, old chap, must be hailed as a victory of sorts, obviously due in no small measure to one's watchful presence and timely intervention as an assistant moderator. Tata!

[Beirut]

My dearest AdrianII,

Miseth thou the first post of the oral orangutangs my esteemed Lord? There was simian sensuality from the get go. I was merely concerned that an excess of groping gorillas might destabilize the young chimps who swing through the trees of the Frontroom.

[Adrian II]

My dearest AdrianII,

Miseth thou the first post of the oral orangutangs my esteemed Lord? There was simian sensuality from the get go. I was merely concerned that an excess of groping gorillas might destabilize the young chimps who swing through the trees of the Frontroom.

By Jove! How right you are. I must confess that the sight of those jolly orang utangs is enough to set one's own chimp swinging. Good Lord, such overt oralisation should forthwith be censured in the interest of public order and the maintenance of .org decorum. Down boy!.. Ahem, never mind, I best leave the mechanics of this operation to you.

*opens Google panel*

[Templar Knight]

weird thread

[Productivity]

A horse and a monkey!

[khelvan]

Ok, quit monkeying around!

[Mikeus Caesar]

Monkeh!! What's on the TV, monkeh?

[Divinus Arma]

And Lo, from hither cometh man. With opposable thumbs and a slightly bigger brain, we go from bone tools to nukes.