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    Default What would you do if someone who works with your dad..

    ...doesn't seem to like your dad and said things about him that weren't true? Let's say this happened on front of dad's other co-workers and your dad doesn't know about it.
    Wooooo!!!

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    Step 1: Shoot him in the foot.
    Step 2: Reload Heckler und Koch G36 with 3x scope.
    Step 3: Laugh.
    Step 4: Tell him off.
    Step 5: Shoot him in the other foot.
    Step 6: Gloat to taste.

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    i'd tell my dad...and egg the guy's house (the one who told lies bout my daddy) :)

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    confront and tell him to stop most people are spinless and will back down if confronted if he dosent proceed to pop a cap in him
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    Default Re: What would you do if someone who works with your dad..

    Quote Originally Posted by PittBull260
    i'd tell my dad...and egg the guy's house (the one who told lies bout my daddy) :)
    Priceless! 6'3", 255lbs, and he'd egg the guy's house.

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    Take 1 50lb package of C4. Mail said C4 to bad guys house. Watch house blow up.

    or just hit him with a golf cart.

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    Doesn't anyone like my suggestion?

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    I'd slavishly agree with him, egg him on to tell bad things about my dear father, work my way into his trust and then stab him in the back 10 years down the line when he least expected it!

    Seriously dude, do what you think is right, becuse its normally the right thing to do.

    Wow, what a cop out answer - I'm the king of cop outs!!!

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    Gentlemen,

    Let us refrain from talk of violence. It fits not with the Frontroom's intent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
    Take 1 50lb package of C4. Mail said C4 to bad guys house. Watch house blow up.
    Errrrr... Ted?

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    Tell my brother off...
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    I wouldn't care, I really really dislike my father and if someone is spreading false rumors about him why should I defend him? It's not like he treats me with respect or goes out of his way to help me out.
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    Respect is a two way street.

    Like a smile normally begets a smile. Showing respect for someone else, particularly behind their back will in turn show that you are a person worthy of respect.
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    Throw on a business suit (preferably an Armani but any standard suit would work), and then hire two big thugs (both wearing Tuxedos and preferably Italian) to accompany you. Walk up to him slowly and have the two thugs push him into a wall and then duct tape the dudes mouth shut. And then you walk up to him and get as close to his face as possible and tell him using the best mafioso accent you have "I hear you've been saying things about a business partner of Mr. Ferelli, I believe his name is Insert Name Here . We Don't appreciate this kind of slander very well, you rat ******* son of a *****." Then Slap him across the face as hard as you can and then get back into his face again "If I hear you've said a word to anyone about Insert Name Here or our little meeting, your eye is gonna meet this sodering Iron" [Proceed to dangle a hot sodering Iron as close too one of his eyes as possible] Then laugh menacingly, have the two thugs rip off the duct tape from his mouth as quick as possible (be sure to make the duct tape contact the area between his upper lip and nose), and then have one of the thugs sock him in the gut as hard as possible (to double him over) and make a quick getaway.

    A. It would scare the living crap out of the guy
    B. If you get caught by the police, you'll probably get an award for showmanship

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan
    ...doesn't seem to like your dad and said things about him that weren't true? Let's say this happened on front of dad's other co-workers and your dad doesn't know about it.
    Is it possible to catch that ***** ( any bad word you wish ) in some dark place and beat **** out of him?
    Just not to inspire violance you may scare him, instead of beating.

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    Spray "This man is a sexual pervert" on his car. It may not be true, but you never know.....
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    I'd send in my cleaners...

    Oh, while we are at it, I almost forgot...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio
    Respect is a two way street.

    Like a smile normally begets a smile. Showing respect for someone else, particularly behind their back will in turn show that you are a person worthy of respect.

    Would be nice if it would work with him, but I have shown him respect before, for a significant amount of time, and he never treated me better. Ah, well only two more years here.
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    I'd take him to my Evil Lai...i mean place of buisness, show him around, tell him ALL my evil pla....i mean buisness secrets and when the tour ends i show him my grand exit lobby, suddenly before he knows anything a swimming pool opens up in the middle of the floor, Sharks with lasers on their heads thrash menicingly at him. My guar...workers all point there work-issue spaz shotgun's at him, leaving him only one area of escape, out the large, circualr window. He jumps out only to find that he has to walk through a rainstorm on soe slippery jagged rocks. i start firing to egg him onwards, he slips, breaks his leg and dies three hours later.

    and THAT is how it's done

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
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    Let us refrain from talk of violence. It fits not with the Frontroom's intent.
    There are better and more humane ways anyway:
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    Default Re: What would you do if someone who works with your dad..

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan
    ...doesn't seem to like your dad and said things about him that weren't true? Let's say this happened on front of dad's other co-workers and your dad doesn't know about it.
    First off, I’d tell my mom to shut up and get back to work!!!

    I would hire a std infected prostitute to get freaky with him while I took photos and then showed his wife, parents, congregation members, local media, etc. Then I would tell the police he has drugs in his house, but before the police arrive at his house I would stop by and show him the photos and tell him not to bad mouth your dad and call him a female dog then run away just as the police arrive to investigate the call about the drugs, timing is important here as he should be super mad at you and be forced to take it out on the police, then comes the beat down from the cops! Once in jail I would visit and ask him really loud about his child molestation case and how he is a racist.

    Or I would just tell him not to talk bad about your dad. Its not good to bottle up your feelings.
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