I'd take him to my Evil Lai...i mean place of buisness, show him around, tell him ALL my evil pla....i mean buisness secrets and when the tour ends i show him my grand exit lobby, suddenly before he knows anything a swimming pool opens up in the middle of the floor, Sharks with lasers on their heads thrash menicingly at him. My guar...workers all point there work-issue spaz shotgun's at him, leaving him only one area of escape, out the large, circualr window. He jumps out only to find that he has to walk through a rainstorm on soe slippery jagged rocks. i start firing to egg him onwards, he slips, breaks his leg and dies three hours later.

and THAT is how it's done

Ian of Smeg, Professional Villain