Duh! "Intelligent Falling"!!!

**The Stranger** · 08-18-2005, 13:12

what is satire, i think those people really dont have a clue.

**English assassin** · 08-18-2005, 13:59

To be fair, the internet is so mad its not always easy to spot satire.

in any case, God still invented gravity therefore God still deserves full credit anytime anything falls down

THIS certainly sent my satire-o-meter into the red zone, for instance. After all, everyone knows Newton invented gravity, just as Darwin invented evolution.

**RabidGibbon** · 08-18-2005, 14:14

I can't belive any one would fall for such an obvious satire - It's obvious to anyone with sense that the noodly appendage of the Flying spaghetti monster is responsible for things falling to earth.

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**The Stranger** · 08-18-2005, 14:19

what is SATIRE>What is it???????

**Ser Clegane** · 08-18-2005, 14:21

Originally Posted by Emperor Umeu 1

what is SATIRE>What is it???????

Satire (Wikipedia)

**Al Khalifah** · 08-18-2005, 14:36

How ironic. You thought you were so superior for ridiculing a perceived Christian stupidity, yet you lacked the intelligence to perceive satire yourself. Showed you didn't it? Try harder next time before you start slagging others off.

Christianity 1
You 0

**AntiochusIII** · 08-18-2005, 22:02

Originally Posted by Al Khalifah

How ironic. You thought you were so superior for ridiculing a perceived Christian stupidity, yet you lacked the intelligence to perceive satire yourself. Showed you didn't it? Try harder next time before you start slagging others off.

Well, I just happen to percieve satire myself. It's the ONION, after all.

Anyway, Creationists that don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster...oh, I don't want to flame, but really...

Infidels! ;-I

Seriously, the issue that give the motives for people to create this satire is, in every possible, pathetic. Absolute bullshit nonsensical fanatics' stupidity. They want a popular-yet-boring folktale "creation myth" be taught as the first ever absolute science. Even evolutionism is just a scientific theory, despite the overwhelming evidence, as it's supposed to be this way. So, yeah...

"Hey look! In Six Days, you can...change your image, make yourself more mature, get a new phone, fight wars, and, oh...create the universe!"

**The Stranger** · 08-18-2005, 17:19

Originally Posted by Ser Clegane

Satire (Wikipedia)

thanx

**Spetulhu** · 08-18-2005, 14:19

Originally Posted by RabidGibbon

I can't belive any one would fall for such an obvious satire.

Spotting it as satire might be hard if you're still laughing at the church for the flat Earth and the Earth-centered solar system. Perhaps these guys wanted to go back to a time when answers were simple?