Yes, as others have pointed out, The Onion is a well-known satirical news source, which I actually enjoy reading most of the time. I had read this article yesterday and found it mildly humorous, although many of their articles are much funnier. Of course, "Intelligent Falling" and "Intelligent Design" have nothing in common. It's reminiscent of when scientists say something to the effect of, "anyone who disputes [some point of Evolution] might as well belong to the flat-earth society." Sigh. The origins of life on earth have nothing to do with how it's shaped. I get tired of hearing such logical fallacies.

Quote Originally Posted by Idaho
Check this out - gravity seems to be function of mass. Note to self: give it a few billion years and create a bloke called Einstein to tell everyone about it".
I think you mean Newton.

Beyond that, I'm not getting into this debate. It became clouded long ago by people on all sides who refuse to understand the other points of view, and are quick to believe the worst about them. Look at how quickly people believed that this article was legitimate, even though the satire of the article, and indeed the entire Onion site, is easy to spot. Please, if you want to comment on this subject at all, at least first try to understand both Evolution and Intelligent Design - and don't get all your research from sites that are friendly to your present point of view.