Quote Originally Posted by Redleg
That is not what I stated - what I stated is that the two passages used in the Satire from The Onion are not about gravity but man's teachings of God, and man's failings or sins. The authors of The Onions Satire used those try to make the theory to poke fun at both sides of the Intelligent Design arguement. It seems that you instead of seeing the Satire for what it is - chose to believe that the concepts are the same - even though anyone who has read the bible knows that the two verses used are taking out of context and even concept of what they mean in the bible. Not that hard to understand unless of course your baised in your views about religion.
So anything in the bible doesn't exist. Eg. Gravity. What is the relationship gravity and your god? (hint: it's not in the bible).

[sarcasm on] So nature drives cars to - using your logic[sarcasm off].
Certainly not god.

Actually you would be incorrect - cars are driven by the steering wheel and the power transfer (transmission) which transfers the engines energe to the axles where a gear transfers that energy causing the wheels to spin - which transfers by friction the energy of the wheel to the pavement forcing the car to move forward or backward based upon which direction the transmission is turning the drive train. However the concept of driving a vehicle is not complete without the inclusion of one other additional and just as important mechanism the Steering wheel in the driver hands which goes through a process much like the engine to transfer the human's energy in turning the steering wheel to cause the tires to pivot on the pavement but without the steering mechanism the feat of driving a car does not happen.
I did say 'etc.' And there is no God there either, which was the virtue of the analogy.

LOL - you missed the point of what I stated in the last post. The concept of Intelligent Falling is a Satire - and was not a theory expoused by any religous person. I have already shown how the haox of the Satire is not in line with the teachings of the Bible - so its already been discounted
Despite it being a satire, the context is similar to Intelligent Design by substituting God for Gravity/God for Evolultion.


I know how evolution is conducted - I can also force it by breeding animals of different lines together within the same species. I can create new types of plants by forcing two different plants together.

Man does intelligent Design all the time with several things. The different Breeds of dogs are an example of that - guess how many breeds were created by man. Their are several fruits that are man's creations.
That's not Evolution at all. God has ZERO input in mutation.

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So even here man has altered the concept of evolution being driven by random mutation and natural selection. So using your own logic - science has disproved evolution and has shown that intelligent design is a valid concept.
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There's no input from a God in evolution.

See above - man does it all the time.
Mutation is random. There's no input from man or god, it is naturally, inherently and independently random.

Oh gravity is a function of more then just mass and distance.
Mass and distance are the variables.

Seems someone still believes in the Satire of the article.
If you buy Intelligent Design, don't mock Intelligent Falling, because the concept is the same.

I don't buy neither. What I'm saying is buy both or drop both.

Oh there is a conceptual difference - but because you wish to discount religion - you discount the explanation concerning the difference. Intelligent Design is based upon the Genesis Chapter of the Old Testimate. If one looks at the Big Bang as the Creation of the Universe - one can believe that God might have caused it. The Intelligent Falling is a Theory - that is not based even on the teachings in the New and Old testiment verse that the authors used in their satire.
So anyting not in the bible doesn't exist?

[sarcasm on] Your assumption - can you prove it.[sarcasm off]

Which I am sure is beyond your ability to understand.
As sure as you are in your God I am sure.