I was just bored, and decided it would be a good idea to translate things like this on Babelfish :

English-Japanese-English-Korean-English

or:

English-Italian-English-French-German-English-Russian-English-Japanese-English

Just look at the results!

Original English sentence:

I am Mikeus. I am funny, and occasionally act like an idiot.

After being translated using the second option:

Those are Mikeus. Those enjoy, me do I as the fool with the chance which you write.

This is great fun...you people should try it!