I also tried to make sense out of this post:

so times I think i'm a was dead when i was 1 and a half

teletubies------->

terroist---------->
U.S Ranger------>
After swapping between the languages, I think it was this that he was trying to say:
When the articles of union 11, the junction of the United States and the half terroistteletubies that 4 things will be dependent, the foodstuffs of the hour I die with the error where
He was trying to warn us about the terrorist-teletubbies!