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  1. 08-19-2005, 00:37 #1
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    Dearest Staff and Patrons of the Org,

    Recently, my sorry attempts at humor have utterly failed. I will soon fall on my sword in shame and disgrace. I submit to you, my fellow Orgers, this humble and lasting tribute to our moderators in an attempt to repent my sins and repatriate my good standings in our esteemed Org.

    Tribute as follows.

    I hope you will all enjoy this:



    Mod-er-ate-or...

    You're the one!

    You make Total War...

    So much fun!

    Oh Moderator don't you know that I love YOUUUUUUU!!??


    Mod-er-ate-or...

    Joy of Joys!

    When I squeeze you...

    You make noise!!!

    Oh Moderator you make my dreams come truuuuuuuuuuue!!!


    I want to say it now....

    all of the mods are sex-eeeeeeeeee !!!

    There just one and how....

    just Beirut and meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


    Sing it now!


    Mod-er-ate-or...

    Sing with me!

    The patrons love you...

    Can't you see?

    Oh Moderator you make me feel like cheeeeese!!!!



    (sung to the tune of "Rubber Ducky" which you may find here: http://www.northern-pine.com/songs/duckie.html Yes some original words were left. But that was because they fit so well! They really do make noise if you squeeze 'em)


    Hooray! We love you Mods!!!

    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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  2. 08-19-2005, 00:47 #2
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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    Well?

    What do you guys think?


    EDIT: Oh, and add your verses here as you see fit!!!

    For example, this could be added:


    Tosa-Inu,

    You're the man!

    You have the best site,

    in all the land!

    Oh Tosa-Inu don't you know that I love Youuuuuuu!!!



    *Harajuku Girls Dancing and screaming for Tosa Inu*
    Last edited by Divinus Arma; 08-19-2005 at 00:51.
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  3. 08-19-2005, 00:51 #3
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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    Great job staff!
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  4. 08-19-2005, 11:03 #4
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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    what happened

    We do not sow.
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  5. 08-19-2005, 14:46 #5
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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    cool
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  6. 08-19-2005, 14:51 #6
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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    This is the scariest thing to happen on the org in a long time.
    Cowardice is to run from the fear;
    Bravery is not to never feel the fear.
    Bravery is to be terrified as hell;
    But to hold the line anyway.
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  7. 08-19-2005, 14:53 #7
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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    Quote Originally Posted by Al Khalifah
    This is the scariest thing to happen on the org in a long time.
    Agreed, nice gesture though
    When I was a child
    I caught a fleeting glimpse
    Out of the corner of my eye.
    I turned to look but it was gone
    I cannot put my finger on it now
    The child is grown,
    The dream is gone.
    I have become comfortably numb...
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  8. 08-19-2005, 15:00 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ian_of_smeg16

    Quote Originally Posted by Al Khalifah
    This is the scariest thing to happen on the org in a long time.
    Agreed, nice gesture though
    Yes it is a very nice gesture indeed.
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  9. 08-19-2005, 15:40 #9
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    Last edited by Divinus Arma; 08-19-2005 at 15:41.
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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  10. 08-19-2005, 17:34 #10
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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    but why???...what happened...what has he done

    We do not sow.
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  11. 08-19-2005, 20:39 #11
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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    Funny!
    Runes for good luck:

    [1 - exp(i*2π)]^-1
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  12. 08-20-2005, 00:44 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger
    but why???...what happened...what has he done
    Silence!

    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    I like that song, and I like your version of it.


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  14. 08-20-2005, 03:15 #14
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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    Good gesture. bad song.

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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    Rock hard Drink much sleep soft
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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  16. 08-20-2005, 05:45 #16
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    Brown Noser.
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    Today is your victory over yourself of yesterday; tomorrow is your victory over lesser men.
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  18. 08-20-2005, 14:58 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by voigtkampf
    for sure

    We do not sow.
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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    As nice a gesture as it may be...some of those lyrics are a tad disturbing...

    And i quote:

    When I squeeze you...

    You make noise!!!
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    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.

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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    owkay...
    you must have been verry bored DA...
    you've got a great taste of music tough!


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  22. 08-20-2005, 20:10 #22
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    Default Re: Divinus Arma's Tribute to Moderator Staff

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehesu
    Brown Noser.
    Hey, I had to make nice.

    Now where is your song Mr. Smarty Pants?
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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