Think of your own total war unit:2!!

**Abokasee** · 08-23-2005, 19:43

its in the title heres mine

The Idoit who invented guns

people who invent thing are usally killed by them and this has abody gaurd of people with crude guns wicth can explode at any time killing them and loads of over around them

**Dutch_guy** · 08-23-2005, 21:30

one of these threads again ?

**bubbanator** · 08-23-2005, 23:10

oh this. This was a great thread. Mods moved it who knows how many times before it was eventualy closed due to lack of intelectual conversation.

But it was still hillarious...

**Advo-san** · 08-31-2005, 12:30

Nice to have it back...

Sexy CFOs' secretaries

This unit needs a huge tech build-up, you must create a MultiNational Corporation and assign one general as CFO. His secretaries will be available for training, and they will tend to get foxier and foxier as the game proceeds....
Once deployed in the battlefield, they will distract low-valour units, causing them to stall or even change sides. If the first wave disrupts your army aswell, give the second wave underwears.

**p_nutter** · 09-08-2005, 21:35

Dead horse trebuchet.

http://uk.geocities.com/osfuk/osf/cow.html

Fires dead horses, naturally. They do less damage to walls than stones, and they don't bounce. They splat. But any unit within the splat radius will take massive losses due to disease in the next year, if they remain under siege. It enters the battle with no ammo; you must dismount your own units to fire it. Fires camels too, massive morale penalty to horses if they get hit by a camel.