Quote Originally Posted by Proletariat
If I just decided one day that 'asshat' actually means 'cool dude' and then went around at work calling my co-workers asshats, and then when they eventually got upset, claimed that they should apologize to me for misunderstanding my own personal definition for asshat, I would get laughed all the way to the unemployment office.
*puts on best Butthead voice*

Uh... Heh...Heh... She said "asshat..." Heh... Heh...