About half those apply to me, so I guess that's enough- yes! I'm a Yankee!
However:

You refer to two or more people as "you guys" instead of "y'all".
This should be changed to "HEY YOU!"

...out there beyond the wall, breaking bottles in the hall, can you help me?
Sorry- can't resist a Floyd quote.

Anyway, getting back to the point, almost all my jokes are inappropriate for the Org (but funny nonetheless), so here's my only appropriate joke:

A blind man with a seeing-eye dog walks into a supermarket. He walks into the middle of the market, and without warning, he picks the dog up and starts swinging the poor mutt around in the air. People stare and duck as the dog swings around like a sack of howling potatoes. A supermarket attendant nervously approaches the blind man, avoiding the airborne dog, and asks him, "Can... can I help you?"
Without missing a beat, the blind man responds, "No, I'm okay; I'm just looking around."

I know- it's terrible- but what do you expect? This place is too censored to tell real good jokes.