Here's one I know that is relevant to recent political discussion on this board First, in Spanish.

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Hugo Chavez entra un bar y se sienta en una mesa con tres muchachas-- una rubia, una pelirroja, y una morena. El vee que con bonitas, pues les dice-- "Cuanto me cuesta para acostarme con uno de Uds. esta noche?"

Primero responde la rubia-- "Le cuesta trescientos dolares." Sigue la pelirroja-- "A Ud. me doy para doscientos dolares."

"Muy bien," dice Chavez. "Y tu?" le pregunta a la morena. "Que dices tu?"

Le responde la morenita, "Pues bueno, mi jefe, le digo-- que si Ud. me sube la falda tan alta como estan los precios, y me baja los calzones tan bajos como estan los saldos, y me jode tan duro como Ud. ha jodido a este pais, pues, para ti, Señor Presidente, la noche esta gratis!"
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Hugo Chavez walks into a night club and sits at a table with three pretty girls-- a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. He sees that they are quite beautiful, so he asks them-- "How much will it cost me to sleep with one of you tonight?"

The blonde replies first-- "It would cost you three hundred dollars." Next replies the redhead-- "You could have me for two hundred dollars."

"Very well," says Chavez. He turns to the brunette. "And you?" he asks. "What do you say?"

The brunette responds, saying "Well, sir, I say-- that if you can hike my skirt up as high as the prices are, and lower my panties down as low as the wages, and screw me just as hard as you've screwed this country, then for you, Mr. President, the night is free!"
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DA