An other SPAM thread

Here is some subject lines from spam messages last few days that in some way I think is funny or some thing:

Actual help from real lawyers.
Finding the right book binding is easy.
Everything stays cooler in a cooler.
Make The Zodiac Work For You
Britney Spears has Stinky Feet!
Flashlights mean you'll never be in the dark again.
There she blows!
A great loan can be yours!
Stop being bugged by insects.
Invest in paradise!
Walk away from drugs and get your life back.
Toe rings. When ten fingers just aren't enough.
We've come a long way since the barbed wire fence.
See All of Ally McBeal

WTF? How did all of my emails get to the same place?

How about these:

When you thought snails were too good to be true.
Find your inner milk.
Trees have feelings too.
I am an African Prince and I need your help.
The wall really is brown after all.
XXX Fun with Danny Devito.
Birds of a feather F together.
Have the size your woman really wants.
Sponge: It's what's for dinner.
Real Estate Offers in France.
I am your computer: Obey me.
Tiffany has a bigger surprise than you thought.
I love you! Do you love me?
Desks are no longer just for cowards.

Those were better!!

Well that was fun. And pointless.

did you came up with all of those

I think DA made up his, but Mr. Bartix got all of his in various junk emails.

Oh common!

Tell me you wouldn't open an email that said "Find you inner milk" or "Sponge: It's what's for dinner".

Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

"Sponge: It's what's for dinner".

That 1 just makes me cry and thinking about childhood

how do you know what it says before you open it....

Originally Posted by The Stranger

how do you know what it says before you open it....

it has a title genius!