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    Default Wtf!!!!

    I'm driving through Europe next week, I'll keep a look out for anything as good as this

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/28082005/32...lage-name.html
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    head to the Shetlands first, there are places called Twat up there.

    Moderators please note: Twat is a place name in this instance, not a swearword.

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    although I do believe it's a double 'tt' at the end
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    mea culpa

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    "We will not stand for the F---ing signs being removed," the officer told the broadsheet.

    "It may be very amusing for you British, but F---ing is simply F---ing to us. What is this big F---ing joke?

    "Just this morning I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that there were no F---ing postcards."
    Thats hilarious! Imagine a big fat Austrian Policeman saying this in a highly agitated voice! LMAO!!!

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    Apparently it gets better. From snopes.com...

    The second sign carries the hilarity even further: "Bitte — nicht so schnell!" is German for "Please — not so fast!" (Evidently this type of sign is a commonplace reminder in those parts for drivers to keep their speed down to protect children, but the unintended double meaning in this case is particularly amusing.)
    This sign is posted under the sign bearing the town name- they have a photo on the site.
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    Default Re: Wtf!!!!

    Somebody made a thread about this several months ago. Yet somehow, the novelty hasn't worn off...
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