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    If you want a refresher, feel free to start another thread.
    Nah you made enough silly statements in the last one. No need to do it over again.
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    Chief Justice Rehnquist lived a full life and served his country to the best of his ability and judgement. He presided over a contentious court with grace and handled one of the most sensitive judicial proceedings in our history -- an impeachment trial in the Senate -- with smooth professionalism. May he rest in peace.


    Now, as to the immediate future:

    Roberts was a shoe-in as little as 72 hours ago, now he is a bellweather, or even a practice target.

    Of COURSE its political! It was designed that way constitutionally. The greater degree of practical power accorded the court (assumed by the court?) since its inception only increases the stakes.

    Now, consider "these apples" as possibilities

    CJ C. Thomas

    AJ's J. Roberts and J.R. Brown

    .....whadya think about that? Make the next few weeks interesting wouldn't it?


    I think that this Fall is going to be a media-crazed, political junky slice of heaven like we almost NEVER see in an off-election year.

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    I think that this Fall is going to be a media-crazed, political junky slice of heaven like we almost NEVER see in an off-election year.
    Yup these forums will be a buzzing like it was the election all over again. This could be the biggest political fight in who knows how long as the liberals try to hang onto their one last bastion of power.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
    ...as the liberals try to hang onto their one last bastion of power.
    And the conservatives grab the last bit of power they don't already control, making a mockery of the whole idea of balance of power and three separate branches of government.
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    And the conservatives grab the last bit of power they don't already control, making a mockery of the whole idea of balance of power and three separate branches of government.
    Well then maybe liberals should come up with some better ideas. Besides there are a lot of liberals in the republican party.
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    Indeed there are. I'd even consider voting for Chuck Hagel if he were the next Republican nominee for president. But you and I both know that the liberals in the Republican party are just a sideshow, only a step or two above the Log Cabin Republicans in the pecking order.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
    Now, consider "these apples" as possibilities

    CJ C. Thomas

    AJ's J. Roberts and J.R. Brown

    .....whadya think about that? Make the next few weeks interesting wouldn't it?


    I think that this Fall is going to be a media-crazed, political junky slice of heaven like we almost NEVER see in an off-election year.

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    Yup, Brown all the way. I'd love to hear the Dems try to smear someone who's a minority and a female.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aenlic
    Indeed there are. I'd even consider voting for Chuck Hagel if he were the next Republican nominee for president. But you and I both know that the liberals in the Republican party are just a sideshow, only a step or two above the Log Cabin Republicans in the pecking order.
    Are you certain you have that rank ordering correct?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
    Well then maybe liberals should come up with some better ideas. Besides there are a lot of liberals in the republican party.
    Yeah there's ... and uh... or maybe ...ok, haven't found any but you've got to keep your eye's peeled for 'em. Never know when one of 'em's gonna come sneakin' in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
    Are you certain you have that rank ordering correct?
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    Is it normal practice to nominate a successor (Roberts) to the Chief Justice while the old one (Rehnquist) has not even been buried? Is this necessary in the interest of institutional continuity or just a sign of (undue) haste? I mean, when a President dies his Vice-President is sworn in a.s.a.p. for obvious reasons. Do those apply here as well?
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    Well, I don't know if there has to be nine justices to make a ruling. Bush may be in a hurry if you don't need nine, because right now the balance has swung heavily in favor of the left-side.

    I was hoping Scalia made Chief, so we could test out Roberts where it counts - actual rulings. Oh well, maybe less fighting with the Dems with only 2 processes instead of 3...


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    Chief is a pretty meaningless title, afaik. He should just give that seat to one of the liberal Associate Justices (throw 'em a bone, you know) and get another constitutionalist in there.

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    Bush should give the job to Kanye West to prove that he does like black people.
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    The Chief Justice has one important function which is little known and its importance little understood. The Chief Justice decides who writes the majority and (if there is any) minority and/or dissenting opinions. While it may seem like a little thing, the written decision is what becomes the law.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianII
    Is it normal practice to nominate a successor (Roberts) to the Chief Justice while the old one (Rehnquist) has not even been buried? Is this necessary in the interest of institutional continuity or just a sign of (undue) haste? I mean, when a President dies his Vice-President is sworn in a.s.a.p. for obvious reasons. Do those apply here as well?
    It might be considered "undue haste" if the nomination were "new," but the Roberts nomination is already "in the pipeline" and they would like a new CJ by 1st monday in Oct if possib, so it won't be viewed improperly. A "new" nomination so soon would be tantamount to saying "we were just waiting for him to kip off and we've had this gal/guy vetted for 8 months (which may well be true, but wouldn't look good so you announce later). The nomination of a seated justice for CJ could have been done anytime after the funeral, but would have been viewed as too quick if done prior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aenlic
    The Chief Justice has one important function which is little known and its importance little understood. The Chief Justice decides who writes the majority and (if there is any) minority and/or dissenting opinions. While it may seem like a little thing, the written decision is what becomes the law.
    Aenlic returns the first serve cleanly ... service break.

    Might also add the CJ's role in "setting the tone" as she/he has significant input in meeting schedules, the procedures used in private decision sessions etc. Someone who can chair a meeting well has surprising power in an collegial discussion/argument.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aenlic
    The Chief Justice decides who writes the majority and (if there is any) minority and/or dissenting opinions.
    I don't understand the significance of this.


    Duties

    In addition to the duties of the Associate Justices, the Chief Justice has the following duties:

    * If the Chief Justice is in the majority on a Supreme Court case, he or she may decide to write the Opinion of the Court, or may assign it to an associate justice of his or her choice.
    * The Constitution stipulates that the Chief Justice shall preside when the Senate tries an impeachment of the President of the United States.
    * Two Chief Justices, Salmon P. Chase and William Rehnquist, have had the duty of presiding over the trial in the Senate that follows an impeachment of the President – Chase in 1868 over the proceedings of President Andrew Johnson and Rehnquist in 1999 over the proceedings against President Bill Clinton.
    * Presides over the impeachment trial of the Vice President if the Vice President is serving as Acting President (not a Constitutional responsibility but a rule of the Senate; no Vice President has been impeached, though Spiro Agnew resigned under threat of impeachment, and none has been Acting President for more than a few hours).
    * Administers the oath of office at the inauguration of the President of the United States. This is a traditional, not a constitutional, responsibility of the Chief Justice. All federal and state judges, as well as notaries public, are empowered by law to administer oaths and affirmations.
    * Serves as the Chancellor of the Smithsonian Institution.
    * Serves as the head of the Judicial Conference of the United States, the chief administrative body of the U.S. federal courts. The Judicial Conference is empowered by the Rules Enabling Act to promulgate rules to ensure the smooth operation of the federal courts. Major portions of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure and Evidence have been adopted by most state legislatures and are considered canonical by American law schools.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_J..._United_States

    Doesn't sound like a very big deal to me, except in rare cases. Thanks for the info, though.

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    I understood that, but I don't take it to mean that they vote on some vague outline, and then whoever's Chief gets full license to write whatever the hell his own version of it is.

    Is that really what you and Aenlic are saying happens?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
    Yup these forums will be a buzzing like it was the election all over again. This could be the biggest political fight in who knows how long as the liberals try to hang onto their one last bastion of power.
    I've pointed this out before, but the conservatives tend to ignore it.

    The majority of SC Justices currently sitting were appointed by conservatives. Remember that before you go complaining that the SC is the tool of the left.

    Quite frankly, I think you're just disappointed that every time a Republican President appoints somebody he hopes will be a stooge of the right willing to trample gays, subjugate women, and enshrine religion in public life, the judge actually turns out to be respectful of the spirit of your Constitution, and makes rulings as such rather than pandering to whichever particular President it was that "buttered their bread."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofball
    the judge actually turns out to be respectful of the spirit of your Constitution
    Ohhh, that's what rulings like the New London case were.... respectful of the spirit of the Constitution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aenlic
    The Chief Justice decides who writes the majority and (if there is any) minority and/or dissenting opinions.
    Quote Originally Posted by Proletariat
    I don't understand the significance of this.
    I may be wrong, but in any kind of committee meeting, I always felt the person doing actually writing down the decisions had a lot of power. Committees - perhaps even of Supreme Judges - tend to leave somethings unstated - unsettled even. By contrast, when writing a decision, especially an argued one, there's a tendency to try to be comprehensive and rigorous. I always thought one of the reasons Stalin rose to power after Lenin's death was because he was the secretary - the detail man.

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    Interesting. Thanks Aenlic, GC and Simon.

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    To add to Simon....

    Remember the workloads these people have. The volume of reading required is simply staggering. To expect the voters in favor of a majority position to meticulously screen each word of a majority opinion -- one written by someone who already voted with them -- is optimistic. I'm sure they have them reviewed so that nothing completely at odds with their view goes uncovered, but I suspect that -- de facto if not de jure -- the writing justice can shape arguments for years to come with the tone of their opinion. Is this earth-shatteringly important compared to the vote? No, but I would not dismiss it either.

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    You know, I see your question a bit more clearly, Proletariat. It's a valid question.

    Let me try to explain it this way. They've been replaying an interview done with Rehnquist a couple of years ago on TV. It was a very enlightening interview. But I don't remember which channel it was on unfortunately; because I was doing the cliché guy with the remote channel surfing at the time. It's a wonderful look inside things. Rehnquist himself, when asked what his most important role is as Chief Justice mentioned only two things. The first that he gets to speak first in giving his opinion both in the court hearings and in private conference between the judges. Second, he spoke about the fact I mentioned, that he decides which of the individual justices actually writes the opinions, after they've staked out their various positions. He also talks about the process of negotiations between justices. How when the majority opinion is being drafted, the justice writing it will have to get input from the other judges on the majority and the minority. So, a justice can say that yes, he or she agrees with the decision except these two paragraphs with which he has a problem. It's up to the draft-writing justice to work out those difference. Then, as Rehnquist put it, there's always the chance that one of the other majority justices will then object to the new changes, and so on. He said the process itself is what makes the court work. Very interesting stuff. And that is why it is so very important who writes the decision. That justice's abilities to form a consensus and to work out the details is what directly results in the final written decision. Rehnquist seemed to think that it was the single most important facet of how the court works. At least, that was my impression.
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    Thanks again, Aenlic. Much clearer now. In my original post I was going to add the line, 'Is there something I'm missing?' at the end, and just now realized I didn't. Sort of looked like I was baiting instead of inquiring.

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    Oh, no. I understood it as a legitimate question. I just didn't do a particularly stellar job of explaining it on the first attempt. If you can catch that interview, it's a real winner. Rehnquist has all manner of interesting things to say. I may not like many of his opinions; but I have to respect his intellect and his honesty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aenlic
    I may not like many of his opinions; but I have to respect his intellect and his honesty.
    Interesting. How does Scalia rub ya?

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    I have some difficulties with Scalia's honesty. His refusal to allow people to tape his public speeches doesn't seem to be the actions of someone who is comfortable with his own statements. That suggests a certain level of intellectual dishonesty. I could be wrong; but Rehnquist stikes me as much more honest than Scalia.

    I have to admit that I found this recent satire in The Onion to be rather funny. (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40087)

    Genie Grants Scalia Strict Constructionist Interpretation Of Wish
    August 31, 2005 | Issue 41•35


    WASHINGTON, DC—A genie freed from a battered oil lamp by Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia granted the conservative jurist a strict constructionist interpretation of his wish for "a hundred billion bucks" Monday. "Sim sim salabim! Your wish is my command!" the genie proclaimed amid flashes of light and purple smoke, immediately filling the Supreme Court building with a massive herd of wild male antelopes. When Justice Scalia complained that the "bucks" had razed the U.S. Supreme Court building, trampling and killing several of his clerks and bringing traffic in the nation's capital to a standstill for hours, the genie said, "Your honor, your wish is a sacred and unalterable document whose interpretation is not subject to the whims of society and changing social context."
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    "Your honor, your wish is a sacred and unalterable document whose interpretation is not subject to the whims of society and changing social context."
    I read that one earlier this morning. Maybe it's just me, but I thought the punchline was pretty dang weak.
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