Quote Originally Posted by ah_dut
My friend, an arab by the way said something very amusing last year on a school trip.

Security: do you have a bomb?
Him: yes

He got taken aside with the person he was checking in with and we didn't see him for a while...he got there just in time for the flight though
Not amusing at all, I think someone was charged for that a while back.

Anyway, mine isn't funny at all, got stopped with a knife in my bag because I had been sailing the week before and forgot to take it out of my bag. He just took it off me and said if I wanted it back I would have to check my bag in.

The funniest experience wasn't with customs but during the wait for a connection. I was in Bangkok and we had a wiat for about 9 hours due to changed flights so me and the wife decided to go for a massage, if you have been there you will know that there is a parlour in upstairs in the airport. The wife decided on just a foot massage but I was feeling quite tight so decided to go for a full body massage, and let's I got a bit of a shock when I found out that it really was full body.