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    I would like to have some historical Quotes for Speeeeeeeeeeeeeech.
    Any good Quotes are fine.
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    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    "If the tanks succeed, then victory follows.", Guderian, 1937.

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    No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country he did it by making the other poor bastarrd die for his-Patton
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    "I am certainly not an advocate for frequent and untried changes in laws and constitutions. I think moderate imperfections had better be borne with; because, when once known, we accomodate ourselves to them and find practical means of correcting their ill effects. But I know also that laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths disclosed and manners and opinions change with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also and keep pace with the times." --Thomas Jefferson to Samuel Kercheval, 1816.
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    "these are the 15 commandments of our Lord" (Moses , 4 seconds before he breaks one of the 3 tablets) .
    What was written there ?
    "The essence of philosophy is to ask the eternal question that has no answer" (Aristotel) . "Yes !!!" (me) .

    "Its time we stop worrying, and get angry you know? But not angry and pick up a gun, but angry and open our minds." (Tupac Amaru Shakur)

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    Sun Tzu: One who knows when can he fight, and when can't, will be victorious.

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    ''No battle plan survies first contact with the enemy'' - Helmuth von Moltke (1800–1891)

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    'Events, dear boy, events.'

    Harold Macmillan, when asked by a reporter what he hated most in politics
    The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott

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    Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.
    - Sir Winston Churchill
    "The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr

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    "If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons."

    Winston Churchill, after the German invasion of the Soviet Union (June 1941)

    "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Churchill

    "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." - Churchill (again)

    If you're looking for quotes, Wikiquote is a good place to look.
    "Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"

    -Wise words from John Prescott

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    And Churchill's always a safe bet when looking for quotes.
    "The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr

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    Here's one of my all time favorites:

    "It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." - Voltaire

    RTW, 167 BC: Rome expels Greek philosophers after the Lex Fannia law is passed. This bans the effete and nasty Greek practice of 'philosophy' in favour of more manly, properly Roman pursuits that don't involve quite so much thinking.

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    I don't know how it goes or who said it, but something along these lines:
    "We'll do everything that's possible right away. What's impossible will take longer."

    I'd really like to know who said it and how it really was.
    Under construction...

    "In countries like Iran, Saudi Arabia and Norway, there is no separation of church and state." - HoreTore

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    There's alot of good Quotes keep them coming.

    Last edited by Csargo; 09-08-2005 at 21:51.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    "You may not care about ware, but war cares about you!"
    ~Leon Trotski

    "One death is a tragedy, a million deaths are statistics."
    ~Stalin

    "I'm a born hunter."
    ~Manfred von Richthofen (the Red Baron)

    "We only have democracy because we haven't found anything better."
    ~Churchill

    "In absence of orders, go find an enemy and destroy it."
    ~Rommel

    "What did you say the sign said?"
    ~Numerous unknown soldiers entering a minefield

    "Whenever I hear the word culture I cock my gun."
    ~Göring

    "The Soviet Union is a rotten edifice and you need only kick the door in for it come tumbling down."
    ~Hitler
    You may not care about war, but war cares about you!


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    "A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own. C.S. Lewis
    "A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
    C.S. Lewis

    "So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
    Jermaine Evans

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    "When the music is over, turn out the lights."
    -Adolf Hitler

    Just found this one when I was searchin around
    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    "It takes 250,001 Americans to screw in a lightbulb. 1 to do it..and 250,000 to debate if it was politically correct."-Kaiser of Arabia

    "You have the right to say what you like. I have the right to shoot you for what you say."-Krushev

    "In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."-Douglas Adams

    "Fortune favors the valiant, they say. But Dame Fortune is a fickle lady. Her mind can turn to suit one who is evil just as quickly."-Brian Jacques

    "Donald Rumsfeld......thinking....?
    Now you know they are only having a laugh ."-Tribesman, the .ORG., in response to Rumsfeld's spokesman saying "the renaming of the War on Terror is NOT a shift in thinking".

    May God save Germany! - Joachim Ribbentrop

    "Border relations between Mexico and Canada have never been better" - George 'Dubya' Bush

    woman to Churchill: "If you were my husband, I'd feed you poison."
    Churchill to woman: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd take it."

    "Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy."
    - Albert Einstein
    Last edited by Evil_Maniac From Mars; 09-09-2005 at 01:35.

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    Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!

    -Exclamation by George S. Patton upon defeating Erwin Rommel's forces in North Africa.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evil_maniac from mars
    "In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."-David Adams
    Douglas Adams... The most crazy brilliant author ever. Rest in peace.
    You may not care about war, but war cares about you!


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    Very good keep them coming.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix
    I don't know how it goes or who said it, but something along these lines:
    "We'll do everything that's possible right away. What's impossible will take longer."

    I'd really like to know who said it and how it really was.
    "The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer."

    My first thought was that this was a motto of the US Navy Seebees (construction/engineers). An internet search yields a variety sources. The Seebees was the most common designated source of the quote, but others attributed it to the US Marines, US Air Force and one site listed it as an arabian proverb. I'm still inclined to go with it being a Seebee motto. There is always the possibility it was borrowed from an earlier source though, but the shoddiness of the internet search results leaves me wondering what would be an authoritative source.
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    The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."

    - Genghis Khan

    It's a classic.

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    The purpose of all war is peace.
    - Saint Augustine, 354-430

    "Laws are inoperative in war"
    - Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.): Pro Milone.

    "It is clear that war is not a mere act of policy but a true political instrument, a continuation of political activity by other means"
    - Carl von Clausewitz

    "Si vis pacem, para bellum"
    ("If you want peace, prepare for war!")
    - Flavius Vegetius Renatus (ca 390 AD),

    "The art of war is, in the last result, the art of keeping one’s freedom of action"
    - Xenophon, Greek historian (c. 430-355 BC)

    "Go, therefore, to meet the foe with two objects before you, either victory or death. For men animated by such a spirit must always overcome their adversaries, since they go into battle ready to throw away their lives.”
    - Scipio Africanus 202 BC

    "The human race is in the best condition when it has the greatest degree of liberty."
    - Dante Aligheri

    "Our country will, I believe, sooner forgive an officer for attacking an enemy than for letting him alone"
    - Admiral Viscount Nelson, May 1794. During the attack on Bastin

    Why do you hate Freedom?
    The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.

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