While the side that drives the world is on the Left.Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
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The GAH! Empire has decreed that capitalism, imprealism (the combination of imp-worship and pessimistic "logical" thinking along the line of the stoics), liberalism, communism, and blah blah blahism are outlawed across the world, along with Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism, Judaism, Paganism, and all other cults and religions banned, and that the new Orange Catholic Bible v.2 (anyone knows what it is?) be established as the single world religion, apart from a smaller "sister" cult of the Spaghetti Flying Monster. From now on, we are worshippers of the headless horseman, and shall eat head soups in His honour.
Every adult male at 18 or above must be trained in the use of arquebus, all deserters are subject to human sacrifice to the Jesuits.
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