What type of mouse do you use?

**Adrian II** · 09-11-2005, 16:18

Originally Posted by Beirut

My dearest AdrianII,

Indeed, that there is always another is the very essence of banality. But that there is not another right then at the moment and the ensuing paperweightedness of the computer until one is acquired is the very essence of indispensability.

My dear essential Beirut,

right beside my computer sits a box containing several mouses of varying technical composition and outer appearance, one of which I daresay will do the job should the need arise to replace one's current mouse for reasons of aesthetics or malfunction. Allow me to elaborate. Besides several mouses of the pedestrian variety, said box contains such gems of modern computational design as an M&M mouse in the shape of a smiling piece of candy with tiny hands and feet; a mouse in the shape of a wave, named after a sports facility called The Wave which one frequented in a previous life; a mouse in the shape of a Smurf; as well as, inevitably, the ultimate 'fun' mouse in the shape of a fully erect male organ plus testes which has been donated by one of the good merchantmen of Amsterdam. It is amazing how many mouses gather on one's desk without the incentive of a single chunk of cheese lying about.

**Kanamori** · 09-11-2005, 16:30

Now, you are contributing to the discussion!

**Adrian II** · 09-11-2005, 16:34

Originally Posted by Kanamori

Now, you are contributing to the discussion!

I am not.

**JAG** · 09-11-2005, 17:15

Microsoft optical mouse - great for gaming and such like.

**Uesugi Kenshin** · 09-11-2005, 17:23

For those who voted trackball, what type do you use?

What's even worse than having your mouse die is having the batteries in your keyboard die, when there are no batteries to be found! That's why I'm ordering a new wired media keyboard to replace my old wireless one.

I agree with Beirut! All hail AdrianII lord of the Mice!