Any culture still using chopsticks has no place in a utensil debate! You know those guys have seen forks before. Why the perseverence?

As Seinfeld once asked, "What the hell were you guys doing 1,000 years ago working in the fields? Wielding two pool cues or a pitchfork?

I mean, I'll use chopsticks at restaurants where it's appropriate, but only so I don't look like too much of an uncultured buffoon and furthermor-

Oh God! New Family Guy on! Gotta run!