Best Utensil

[Kaiser of Arabia]

To the fork crowd: Like without soup is not a life worth living.

(Unless you're a bunch of barbarians who lift the bowl off the table with both hands and slurp. You vulgar savages.)

That's me. I'm going to be honest, hands are the best. Why use utencils when you have hands? Just pick up the side of beef and dig in, you don't even need to cook it!

I'm semi-serious btw

[GoreBag]

I haven't had raw beef yet, but I'd like to. While it's still warm.

I vote knife. Cut into sizeable chunks, stab, put in mouth. Plates are also unnecessary. Knife and bowl all the way.