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    I use a 9-inch fish knife. And yes, Proliteriat, I drink the soup right out of the bowl, except when I spear the chunks of meat with my knife. I love my knife.

    Edit- Kagemusha- good point. But a knife makes everything easier, whereas forks and spoons complicate everything.

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    Salad Tongs. Or giant wooden spoons. Whichever one will get the most food in my mouth. And if it's soup, then i grab the bowl and slurp it up.
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    chopstix for the fun!
    nothing beats the authentic experience of eating a bowl of rice, grain for grain, using chopsticks. Everything else is secondary.

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    Chopsticks? They're silly. and not to mention Japanese. And before anyone says that's racist, it's not. I hate everyone equally.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    The fork, obviously. Nothing comes close when it comes to prodding at stuff.
    "Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    Chopsticks? They're silly. and not to mention Japanese. And before anyone says that's racist, it's not. I hate everyone equally.
    Chopsticks are amazing, how can you not like them?
    Last edited by Taurus; 09-12-2005 at 23:39.

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    Emily Post is rolling in her grave.


    *places the back of her palm to her forehead and falls backward gracefully upon her fainting couch*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    Chopsticks? They're silly. and not to mention Japanese. And before anyone says that's racist, it's not. I hate everyone equally.
    Not here you don't.

    This is the Peace and Love forum. One more remark like that from anyone and there will be horrible consequences.
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    This has been rather productive for a frontroom poll.

    And can you eat cereal for breakfast with a fork? Not likely!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    Not here you don't.

    This is the Peace and Love forum. One more remark like that from anyone and there will be horrible consequences.
    Do you need a hug?

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    GROUP HUG!!!

    A knife I guess, a good hunting knife. You could use it to spear stuff like a fork. And if your careful you could eat cereal with it.

    Stil wouldn't want to live w/o spoons and forks though


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good
    And can you eat cereal for breakfast with a fork? Not likely!
    Sounds like a challenge!
    "Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"

    -Wise words from John Prescott

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good

    And can you eat cereal for breakfast with a fork? Not likely!
    Yes you can. use the fork with a spooning motion. unless the cereal is really small you can put at least one into your mouth...

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    There is no spoon!
    But I really like to fork.

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    Just drink the cereals and milk.What ever remains after all the milk has been drunk just lick them of the bowl.
    Ja Mata Tosainu Sama.

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    If this is Peace and Love, then what's the Backroom, Beirut?!

    The best ustensil, hard to tell. Maybe the hands.
    Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.

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    Barbarians, I'm surrounded by barbarians...

    YOU CAN'T EAT CEREAL WITH A FORK AND KEEP THE MILK WITH THE CEREAL!

    Except for Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel can, and he can divide by zero, also.

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    In truth! Swining savages, all.


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    You dare defy Roman power?!

    You Barbarian Screeching Woman!!!!



    (don't take it as an insult, just joking)
    Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.

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    I went with the knife. But while I'm not talking about combat knives, machetes or the like, neither am I referring to cheap $10-for-a-pack-of-six steak knives.

    I work part-time in a commercial kitchen, a few nights a week and Saturday mornings, and believe me, you really learn to appreciate a beautifully-crafted, supremely sharp, professional quality chef's knife. The kind that will set you back a couple of hundred dollars.

    A.

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    What about the tongue?
    Wooooo!!!

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