Most painful sporting injuries

[Revelation]

Nothing quite like waking up on a fine sunny morn, making a lovely hot cup of coffee, kissing the wife and playing with the children, sitting down at the pc, clicking a link and watching a poor b#stard suffer through the most horrendous pain he's ever likely to experience. Argh, thats just wrong.
I'm booked in for my first therapy session this afternoon.

[LeftEyeNine]

Nothing quite like waking up on a fine sunny morn, making a lovely hot cup of coffee, kissing the wife and playing with the children, sitting down at the pc..

Off topic but I just could not ignore my dreams mentioned by another dear patron.. I'm sure there is nothing like that..

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I am a soccer addict (though I hate it calling "soccer", rubbish word). Friends say I have really elastic ankles that are able to do some eye catching tricks . However, I generally have problems with ligaments on the upper front part of my legs - the left one especially. You hit it hard with some furious effort, and it's not much after you feel something "ripped off" inside. If that is my right leg, then I spend the whole match with soft left-footed passes. This injury takes a whole 2-3 weeks before recovery. Severe ones effect your balance, even while walking, giving serious pain.

And the next runner-up of the most painful injuries IMO is the one that occurs right at the back of your knees. I got that twice, after a suddent movement to stand up from kneeling position. I just threw myself away off that pain out of hell.. My god, that had better not repeat.

[Incongruous]

Buck Shelford got his testicles ripped open, but he kept on playing until he he recieved a skull cracking knock and was forced off the pitch.