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    the United Nations reports that Scotland is the most violant place in the developed world, with 2000 attacks a week. However, various senior officers of the constabulary criticised the report, saying that 2000 is about 10 times greater than the number of attacks in police records.

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    The report claims there are 2,000 attacks per week
    Scotland has been named the most violent country in the developed world by a United Nations report.
    The study found that, excluding murder, Scots were almost three times as likely to be assaulted as Americans.


    Victims of crime in 21 countries were interviewed by the UN, but senior Scots police officers criticised the study.

    The survey concluded that 2,000 Scots were attacked every week. That figure is 10 times the number recorded in official police figures.

    The results showed Scotland was more violent than either England or Wales.

    The figure for Scotland dwarves that of other developed nations such as Japan, where people are 30 times less likely to be attacked.

    A statement from the Association of Chief Police Officers in Scotland said: "The general picture of Scotland around the world is not one of a violent country
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    I would believe the UN report more than the records of the constabulary, considering that attacks are only reported if the attacked person is middle-aged, elderly, an upstanding citizen (which rarely occurs), or the attack is serious enough for the person to go to hospital. Although, it is this type of behaviour that makes us produce the best soldiers in the world.
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    It seems that you Scots miss raiding England.
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    Wow, didn´t know you were that violent. Must be the scandinavian blood...
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    You guys need guns. Then the criminals won't be able to get ya!
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    Darn! Why are you Americans using guns, and allow them to be brought at a darn SHOP!!! Jeezo, man!!!



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    What how did we lose NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Quote Originally Posted by ceasar010
    You guys need guns. Then the criminals won't be able to get ya!
    You'd trust a bunch of drunk guys eating sheep's stomachs with guns?!

    There'd be about 2000 murders a week if you let them have guns. Plus all the accidental drunken deaths...

    Hehe.

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    Well, what do you expect from a nation where the national hobby is head-butting and the national sport is some weird ice-sweeping game! Id be violent too!
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    Wow. Considering the small population (5 million, right?) that is an amazing amount of violence. It's like you guys want to turn Scotland into a desolate wasteland, who's only residents are sheep and a donkey named Mavis. I'm glad i live south of the border, in cheery old England, where the attacks may be less but more severe.
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    I would of thought Northern Ireland in the UK area. But then there isn't that much crime compared to other areas

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    In Northern Ireland, there isn't really much crime, but when there is some, it's most likely an innocent person getting hit by a firebomb, or a riot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Henry V
    It seems that you Scots miss raiding England.
    Fighting amongst ourselves has always been more important than fighting England. The Clan Wars, the Bishops' Wars (which led onto the English Civil War), the Jacobite Rebellions, the Glencoe Massacre, and a whole host of other conflicts.
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    And of course murdering your kings.......
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    Hmm? which king would that be, my memory fails me?
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    Several of the Jameses to name but a few.
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    Regicide was the in thing then.

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    Oh yes. I never quite realised how rampant regicide was. I thought it was only occasionally, but about 3 of the 7 Jameses were victims of it.
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    weak kings and overpowerful lords has definitely been a recurrent theme in Scottish history.

    I always thought it was sad how MacBeth, who seemed quite a decent king, got killed and then demonised.

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    I think it's mostly that nobody can understand what anyone's saying. Therefore, they need to express themselves through violence.

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    I'm not surprised at all.

    Everybody knows the type: a couple of guys, short haircuts, football jerseys, totally pissed by 10 PM and looking for a fight.

    They ravage all the capitals and sun coasts of Europe. I hate them, bloody filth.

    I am surprised that Scotland is the most violent area though, my guess would've been England's northeast - the Newcastle / Sunderland area.
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    I am surprised that Scotland is the most violent area though, my guess would've been England's northeast - the Newcastle / Sunderland area.
    or Liverpool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    I think it's mostly that nobody can understand what anyone's saying. Therefore, they need to express themselves through violence.

    "Ma weans ay givun mae haell, ah dinnae ken what ta da".

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    Bah, Gaidhlig's not that bad. Keep at it.

    In all seriousness, though, Scotland's not doing that well economically, and that can be the catalyst for a lot of problems. I also heard that racism is on the rise.

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    Anyone here ever read Trainspotting?

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    yes, loved it.

    Film was ok too.

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    You see, this is the difference between the US and the rest of the world. So here, Scotland is tapped as most violent place in developed world, people jump in and make Scot jokes, and the Scots are all just like, "yeah, well".

    Anything like this in the US and people would be up in arms like "Oh no you didn't just discriminate against me! Gah! Gah! Blah!"

    Or what do all of you think?

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    Never read Trainspotting, but I saw the movie.

    I think it's a different kind of violence entirely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Arroyo
    You see, this is the difference between the US and the rest of the world. So here, Scotland is tapped as most violent place in developed world, people jump in and make Scot jokes, and the Scots are all just like, "yeah, well".

    Anything like this in the US and people would be up in arms like "Oh no you didn't just discriminate against me! Gah! Gah! Blah!"

    Or what do all of you think?

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    Scotland - Violent yes. Developed...

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    I see that Scotland is the Most Violent Place in the Developed World according to the U. N.
    So how are the women there?
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