But Pindar is but a lawyer and a poet. BP is a prince, after all. I hope he ruled by the book, the Prince.

Okay, admit it. Pindar will establish an intellectual aristocracy that Plato suggested, and we the foolish Plebs will all be doomed. After all, at least half of us couldn't understand his posts without a dictionary.

But, if you're looking for a powerful royalty to rule over you, I am available. Just make sure there's no Romans around, otherwise I'll beat Alexander himself for it.