Well if you are God, then I am Mary and you are 2000 years behind in your child support payments, so cough up.

At least with Zeus you get a Golden shower or a Swan But oh no with you it is all immaculate, no fun, all burden.

Oh and where were you when I was trying to convince him to settle down with a nice Jewish girl, one with a doctor or a lawyer for a father. Instead you talk him into some sort of frat road trip with the boys causing all sorts of troubles for the local stone throwers, temples, romans and judicial system.

So I want child support and emotional damages buster!