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    Since you all like politics so much, maybe we should make our own government, have elections and stuff.

    It would just be for fun.

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    Good idea, The Conservative Club can be the, well, conservatives. The Imperialist club can be the Org Imperial Party or sumting like that, i like it!
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    I think it would be very fun. Of course it would just be for kicks..

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    Yeah, if we take it seriously then I fear from Pindar's strong stance against us rebelious atheists.

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    Hey, BP, that'll be the BEST you can hope for from the Conservative Party. Imagine your sorry lot in life if we nominate and run Kaiser through?
    "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
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    Never fear any .org government would surely meet the headsman axe when Tosa our fearless despot finds out about any attempt to organize into a political body.
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean

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    I can already see a civil war brewing .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
    Hey, BP, that'll be the BEST you can hope for from the Conservative Party. Imagine your sorry lot in life if we nominate and run Kaiser through?
    Lets do it

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    No, that's what messed up TWC... I mean...

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    I shall represent the party of Gah! then. Let the true voice of the .org speak! Vote for me (and the party, of course)

    If you vote for me, and I seize power, I can guarantee certain 'benefits'

    If not, and it is found out by the secret axe-wielding Gah police, well...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martinus
    Since you all like politics so much, maybe we should make our own government, have elections and stuff.

    It would just be for fun.
    No, I don't think so, it will suddenly turn into a corrupt state... (the moderators have to much power, having election on their side will make them....i don't know...God!!)
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    What's the life cycle on this idea... about once every 5 months? Funny, the discussion almost always goes the same way...

    1) We should demonstrate our political prowess by holding an election
    2) The "in love with the idea phase" where everyone waxes on like Solon himself
    3) people begin to organize along clique lines... left, right, nihilist, etc.
    4) a few outliers make a couple of jokes like the "beer party" and the "yay-boobs" party.
    5) everyone realizes the outliers probably have the best idea after all.
    6) we all go drink beer and look at boobs. The election has yet to be held.

    But hey, let's actually DO it for once before we go scuttle off to drink beer and oggle boobs (sorry Prole).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
    But hey, let's actually DO it for once before we go scuttle off to drink beer and oggle boobs (sorry Prole).
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    I nominate Gawain for "Permanent Overlord of Death".

    And I shall accept nominations for "Local Drunkard" and "Self-Depricating Master of Wit".

    Votes shall be taken from the "United States Marine" Party.

    All... two... of...



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    I'm running for the technocratic party then. No more lawyers that endlessly discuss the wording of irrelevant law proposals anymore, but engineers designing a better future for all us .orgers !

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    Not a good idea. We have already far to many boxes here.

    Aren't there any political topics left? What happaned to that war our American comrades fought? Is it still going on? Or this bad guy? Why isn't he arrested or killed?

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    I've just taken over the telephone exchange as an anachronistic prelude to a revolution.
    "The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney

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    Isn't it a bit problematic that we have different views of what certain political parties want?
    For instance here in Denmark a Liberal is a market capitalist to some extent, while in UK and US he is a PC lover. A conservative is in fact a conservative, he wants the society to stay as it is, with a general stance towards a more significant market society. And I could go on.

    So while I'm a liberal market socialist (I think that says it well), I would not get the votes I wanted, yet the votes I got would be from people I don't have much in common with. And it can be applied the other way round too...
    I just think I'm going to be independant, or form the Freedom Party or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Idaho
    I've just taken over the telephone exchange as an anachronistic prelude to a revolution.
    viva la revolucion !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
    But hey, let's actually DO it for once before we go scuttle off to drink beer and oggle boobs (sorry Prole).
    :sighs, then sips her espresso while oggling drapery websites:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proletariat
    :sighs, then sips her espresso while oggling drapery websites:
    Right. That's Proletariat for President and myself as Proletariat's loyal opposition. The rest of you fill in the dots.

    Now, about those draperies...
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    I guess that'll do since my first pick Supreme High Evisceratrix is a bit lengthy for a title.



    I'll aways have a soft spot for Victorian elegance. Not sure how else I could work in a fainting couch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proletariat


    I'll aways have a soft spot for Victorian elegance. Not sure how else I could work in a fainting couch.
    Not bad at all girl. Can I park my car there too? And uh, who puked on that chair seat?
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    The doorman should've taken care of your ride when you arrived. I'll see that he recieves the beating of a life time later.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Proletariat
    The doorman should've taken care of your ride when you arrived.
    Ah, that would be the guy I shot 'cause he kept staring at me. What's for dinner? Not those taco's again...
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    The Imperialist club should get in on this

    Runs to tell Malcolm and Henry....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjakihata
    I shall represent the party of Gah! then. Let the true voice of the .org speak! Vote for me (and the party, of course)

    If you vote for me, and I seize power, I can guarantee certain 'benefits'

    If not, and it is found out by the secret axe-wielding Gah police, well...
    I nominate you for the leader of the Gah! party `cause of your long experience on the Org.
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    While you lot are arguing about decor I've already lined up and shot a few hundred aristocrats.
    "The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney

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    that's fine, but don't hurt us dilettantes.

    leave the sophisticates alone too..
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    This sounds like fun...


    I'll vote for who I feel is the best... I will not a prtizan *Thats for the young and foolish*
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