Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
Two kids from warring families liked to get it on. They weren't too bright and frequently thought the other had died off. In the end, their stupidity got the better of them and they both wound up that way. The End.

Romeo and Juliet, as told by Don Corleone
Shakespeare as it should be.

Concerning the bible, I don't see the problem, the thing has been reworked so many times already that I'd be very suprised if it bears much relation to the original.