Leaner Meaner Bible without the Poetry

[Don Corleone]

You've got a good point Ah_Dut, but you're overlooking one thing. When you play Chinese whispers, you don't think you'll be damned to eternal torment if you don't do your utmost to get every last word correct to the best of your ability.

But yeah, while we're on this subject, some other great works in history that could deal with some revision to fit into our busy schedules...

The U.S. Constitution: We're in charge, you're not. Get over it.

A Tale of Two Cities: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. (That's all).

War And Peace: There was some war. Then a little peace. Then of course, some more war.

Grey's Anatomy: Whoop, there it is!