Intelligent Decline

**Louis VI the Fat** · 09-23-2005, 17:05

Originally Posted by AdrianII

I hear the movie March of the Penguins has been a U.S. summer box-office hit. Has any of you seen it?

I also hear that American Christians are promoting it as the best thing that happened to the cinema after Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ. The penguins are held up as models of monogamy, child-rearing, love and sacrifice, even as proof of Intelligent Design.

March of the Penguins is nothing but a sneak, covert attack on American family values. That horde of conservative opinion makers think they're celebrating a movie advocating conservative values of love and devotion.

What they're really showing their children, is a dubbed French movie - La Marche de l'Empereur - about homosexual, gender-bending penguins, products of evolutionary trial-and-error.

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 09-23-2005, 17:10

Gah!!!!!!

Seamus

**Don Corleone** · 09-23-2005, 17:13

Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat

March of the Penguins is nothing but a sneak, covert attack on American family values. That horde of conservative opinion makers think they're celebrating a movie advocating conservative values of love and devotion.

What they're really showing their children, is a dubbed French movie - La Marche de l'Empereur - about homosexual, gender-bending penguins, products of evolutionary trial-and-error.

I knew it!!! You damned French are soooo sneaky!

I bet you invented the 'gay germ'

in the first place.