Quote Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
March of the Penguins is nothing but a sneak, covert attack on American family values. That horde of conservative opinion makers think they're celebrating a movie advocating conservative values of love and devotion.

What they're really showing their children, is a dubbed French movie - La Marche de l'Empereur - about homosexual, gender-bending penguins, products of evolutionary trial-and-error.
I knew it!!! You damned French are soooo sneaky! I bet you invented the 'gay germ' in the first place.