self explanatory

For me, it has to be the Panzer VIII "Maus"



* Weight
o about 188 metric tons, 207 short tons (late war versions)
* Dimensions (V2)
o Length:10.09 m
o Width: 3.67 m
o Height: 3.63 m
* Speed: 13 Km/h on road
* Range: roughly 160 km On roads, 62 km off road.
* Armament of Krupp turret for the V2 Prototype
o 128 mm KwK44 L/55, with co-axial 75mm KwK 44 L/36.5
o 7.62 machine gun(s)
* Alternate main gun armaments (not tested)
o 15cm KwK44
o 17cm KwK44
* Engines
* MB509 (gasoline), tested in V1 and V2
* MB517 (diesel, tested in V2 prototype
* Crew: 5-6
* Ground Pressure
o 140 kPa (20 psi)
* Production
o 1 complete (V2), 1 complete but with dummy turret (V1)
o 9 total at various levels of completion. (at Essen and Kummersdorf)

* Armor (V2)
o Front lower hull (Glacis plate approximately 200 mm (8 in), sloped at 35 degrees to the vertical.
o Side hull: 180mm (7 in) thick,
o Rear hull: 160mm (6.3 in) thick.
o Turret front: 240mm (9.5 in) thick
o Turret sides: 200mm (8 in)
o Turret roof: 60mm (2.3 in)


Now that's a ride. I'd make a new parking lot out of the cafeteria

(Note this is not supposed to be 100% serious or realistic, some comic releif more like it)