Spamathon!

[Beirut]

In celebration of my release from Backroom duties, this thread is open to all known forms of SPAM for the next five hours. Keep it clean and pics within borders.

Be fruitful and mulitply thy posts.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! ~d

[Kagemusha]

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[Reverend Joe]

[Reverend Joe]

God damn the pusher!


...That's why.


And one last thing:

Fear and Loathing in the White House.

I'm done for now.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Paaaaaaarrrrrrttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wahhhhooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[discovery1]

I never though that a mod would open a spam thread.....
THE END IS NIGH!!!!

So what kinds of spam are there?

picture spam, smilie spam, text spam?

I hear screams.....

[Reverend Joe]

There's already one of these in the EB forum. It's the sad puppy thread. It's mostly photo spam though- but it's really funny.


Are you getting the blue fear yet?

[Kagemusha]

Fear and loathing in frotroom.

[Louis VI the Fat]

So what kinds of spam are there?

picture spam, smilie spam, text spam?

Well, for example, here's a completely random and irrelevant poster of Latin names for Red Sea fish that I, in fact, am not in the slightest bit interested in.

[Reverend Joe]

Then there is smilie spam.

For example: a collection of hippie smilies.

[Louis VI the Fat]

The one kind of spam I really can't stand is the kind where some irritating lunatic makes the same statement over and over.

[Louis VI the Fat]

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Bananas

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of
_Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting
psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but
the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.



1) Obtain 15 lbs. of ripe yellow bananas.
2) Peel all 15 lbs. and eat the fruit. Save the peels.
3) With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the peels and
save the scraped material.
4) Put all of the scraped material in a large pot and add
water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a
solid paste consistency.
5) Spread this paste on cookie sheets, and dry in an over for
about 20 minutes to a half hour. This will result in a fine
black powder. Makes about one pound of bananadine powder.
Ususally one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking
three or four cigarettes.

Table of Weights

Pounds Ounces Grams Kilos
1 16 453.6 0.4536
0.0625 1 28.35 0.0283
0.0352 1 0.001
2.205 35.27 1,000 1

[drone]

Bananas

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of
_Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting
psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but
the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.

Shouldn't recipes go into the Total Cuisine thread?
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=54447
Are you spamming?

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[drone]

If we are posting recipes, how about this one?

Die Eier von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
...und KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
...und Keine Eier.

In English:

The Eggs of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoo salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.

I always wondered what he was saying in that song. Let me know how this one works out, meatwad.

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[discovery1]

I wonder if this will fit...


https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6508/p10100264gc.jpg

not even close......

Well, if you click the link you'll see what appeared on my dorm door on saturday, which was my birthday if you recall.

[drone]

Click at your own risk:
http://www.hampsterdance.com/

or you may end up like this guy:
http://www.angelfire.com/ga/scantsanity/hamster.html

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[InsaneApache]

I have an idea ...forming in my head......

[Reverend Joe]

Bananas

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of
_Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting
psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but
the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.



1) Obtain 15 lbs. of ripe yellow bananas.
2) Peel all 15 lbs. and eat the fruit. Save the peels.
3) With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the peels and
save the scraped material.
4) Put all of the scraped material in a large pot and add
water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a
solid paste consistency.
5) Spread this paste on cookie sheets, and dry in an over for
about 20 minutes to a half hour. This will result in a fine
black powder. Makes about one pound of bananadine powder.
Ususally one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking
three or four cigarettes.

Table of Weights

Pounds Ounces Grams Kilos
1 16 453.6 0.4536
0.0625 1 28.35 0.0283
0.0352 1 0.001
2.205 35.27 1,000 1

Thank you.

[Mouzafphaerre]

.
No way sir! I shall not post in this thread.
.

[Reverend Joe]

.
No way sir! I shall not post in this thread.
.

[Reverend Joe]

Well, as my final spam post for this thread:

Pink Floyd, with Syd Barrett.


Shine on, you crazy diamonds.

[Beirut]