Spamathon!

[Kagemusha]

To spam or not to spam, what a problem.

[drone]

Stewie Griffin: [hitting on some co-eds] I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie Griffin: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.

Although Delta Tau Chi is a much cooler frat.
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[drone]

Sjakihata is missing out, he could have gotten his 4,000th post tonight if he was on the ball.
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=54566

Edit-> Oops, almost forgot, postcount+1

[Divinus Arma]

spam

[Kagemusha]

Im not sure Drone.It has been 1 1/2 hours when Beirut opened this Spamathon and we have spammed 65 replyes.Spamming is hard.

[drone]

The Original Monty Python SPAM Skit

From the second series of "Monty Python's Flying Circus"
Transcribed 9/17/87 from "Monty Python's Previous Record" by Jonathan Partington

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay
sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Eewwww!
Wife: What do you mean 'Eewwww'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't
have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Real Ultimate Spam!

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[Kagemusha]

I love Monty Python!

[drone]

Im not sure Drone.It has been 1 1/2 hours when Beirut opened this Spamathon and we have spammed 65 replyes.Spamming is hard.

I think my problem is trying to come up with "meaningful" spam. If I tried to one-word-story type spam, I'm sure I could get a lot more posts.

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[drone]

All
Your
Base
Are
Belong
To
Us!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/base.html

spam spam spam spam spam

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[Reverend Joe]

I have returned.

And I ****ing HATE MacArthur. Even more than I hate Montgomery.

[Beirut]

Meatwad!

Be nice! And no swearing in my Spam thread!

Did you know I eat blueberries with my breakfast at least five times a week?

[Reverend Joe]

Well... if it be a Flash war...
This is what happens when you mix Lord of the Rings and mescalin.

I found this on the SCC. It's freaky.

[Kagemusha]

All
Your
Base
Are
Belong
To
Us!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/base.html

spam spam spam spam spam

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Thats classy spam.I have to retire now from this spamming sphere to sleep for a couple of hours.But remember:The Spam is with you,always.

[Reverend Joe]

Meatwad!

Be nice! And no swearing in my Spam thread!

Sorry. I didn't know insulting old dead people was wrong.

[Reverend Joe]

I'm up to 592 posts... soon I will hit 600...

[Reverend Joe]

"Her eyes... yeah, her eyes... yeah, her eyes are a blue million miles."
I love that song.

[Beirut]

Sorry. I didn't know insulting old dead people was wrong.

This is BKS's Kingdom of Peace & Love. And we're going to keep it that way.

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And keep all pics within the borders please.

[drone]

Well... if it be a Flash war...
This is what happens when you mix Lord of the Rings and mescalin.

I found this on the SCC. It's freaky.

That was quality!

I'd link the Squirrel Strife flash, but it's probably against forum rules. Lets just say its on the classic list on http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/, if people want it, they can find it. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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[GoreBag]

That sounds like me after eating a lot of Wasabi. I'm serious. If you eat a golfball-sized chunk of wasabi, you will flip out. I was less cogniscent when I did that than when I smoked pot.

That reminds me. I had a really bad case of nacho burn the other day. I thought the jalapenos were hot when I ate them...

[drone]

My mindless creative juices are exhausted, and now must go home to walk the dog. Happy spamming, I will be very disappointed if there aren't at least 500 replies to this thread before it gets closed.

Does Beirut have a very special "closed" message planned for this thread? We can only hope so.

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[Reverend Joe]

*thwock* *thwock* *thwock*


Making fun of the handicapped is wrong. But making fun of mutated smilies is okay... right?

[discovery1]

Well... if it be a Flash war...
This is what happens when you mix Lord of the Rings and mescalin.

I found this on the SCC. It's freaky.

Is this anything?

My general engineering teacher rides his bike to work. I really hope I didn't pronounce his name wrong. They are serving swiss stake down stairs. I wonder if it's any good? In either case I will desend to eat some soon

[discovery1]

Turn Off The Light And Murder The Dawn!

[Reverend Joe]

I think we should take a moment to salute the master of spam.

so times I think i'm a was dead when i was 1 and a half

teletubies------->

terroist---------->
U.S Ranger------>

Ave Abokasee, salutamus.

[discovery1]

I will eat now. Then I will study. Then sleep. Maybe someother stuff too.

[Reverend Joe]

I almost have 600 posts...

[Reverend Joe]

Almost there...

[Reverend Joe]

Just two more...

[Reverend Joe]

Just...

one...

more...

rrrrrrrr...

[Proletariat]

Quit it, you! This is not the Official Post Count Thread!

If you wanna hang around here, you better cut the non-sense and start spamming, now.