Spamfest 2005

[Taurus]

So how long will this be open for?

+1

[Craterus]

Ouch, I got beat a bit there

[jimmyM]

Ahhahahah! Gimli, you are dead!! deaD AS zAPPA!

[Craterus]

And the Jnr. Spammer has arrived...

[jimmyM]

phhhht, jnr. ...Just seems one glance at the word "spam" and I lose all control of the caps-lock...

[The Stranger]

http://home.tiscali.nl/heikamp/images/Rode%20Bril.jpg

baby greg

[Craterus]

phhhht, juniour. Just seems one glance at the word "spam" and I lose all control of the caps-lock...

Was referring to Taurus as Jnr. Spammer. You can be baby spammer.

http://home.tiscali.nl/heikamp/images/Rode%20Bril.jpg

baby greg

KInda looks like me as a baby, shame it's not, but the resemblance is uncanny.

[Taurus]

+1

[Craterus]

I'll take the prize (?) for longest post in this thread...

[jimmyM]

D'you think when your regime of spam has been toppled and the knives (and axes) are out you will have anywhere to hide??

[The Stranger]

how bout bastingstoke...tell me bout it...

[Craterus]

I could use "Invisible Mode"! Maybe that will save me!

[Big_John]

hmm.. maybe i'm using the wrong kind of axe?

[Craterus]

Basingstoke is the best... not really... I'd say it's the boringest place on Earth, oh wait, I already did.

[Craterus]

3333!!!

Yay!!!

[The Stranger]

i'm siggyless....watafak...and i'm off for dinner...

CRATERUS THE WANNABE SPAMMER

OCCUPIED...that word gives me the shivers everytime

[Craterus]

CRATERUS THE WANNABE SPAMMER

The spammer that owns you everytime...

[Monk]

And so it came to pass that Monk returned to the Frontroom after many long hours locked away in his own personally dungeon. Groaning in slight pain and frustration he curled his eyes around the room, noticing...spam... So much spam! Screaming in terror Monk turned to run, only to trip on a drunken spammer and falling with an amazing speed to the floor.

"+1! +1! omg +1!!" shouted the spammer. Monk lay motionless, blinking in astonishment he didn't see that person there. With a heavy hearted sigh he found his feet again and stood silently. Yet now was the time for vengeance on the spammer who tripped him, making him look like a fool. Yes it was the spammers fault.. yeah that's it! His hand strayed to his side for his mod stick... but alas! It had been taken away. a wave of surprise and horror took the Assistant mod before he flopped to the ground. Whimpering in defeat.

"I want my moddy," he sniffled. "so much spam...". His voice flared with anger as the Monk cried aloud "So much spam!"

An empty bottle flew from the darkness, cutting a path though the wind and finding a place on the Monk's head. Shattering upon impact and knocking him cold. There, hidden in the shadows BKS sat waiting, his time was close. Yet that damn Monk's rambling had thrown off his thoughts about how he'd close the topic both cleverly and effectively...

[Taurus]

Great post Monk

+1

[Craterus]

Hmmmm, maybe the mods are actually going to keep this open for 10 hours...

It wasn't very fair (Spamathon), it happened while all us Euro's were asleep...

[Rodion Romanovich]

Or maybe the forums are no longer moderated... Or maybe they're trying to experiment to find out the habits of forumites in an unmoderated environment...

[Craterus]

Or maybe you're crazy?

Just kidding, but not really.

[jimmyM]

No worry. Edzymedieval is the true perpetrator...the prescriptions notices posted in the Forum wil bear his name alone...I shall merely get myself a posting to thrace until things quieten down...

[Craterus]

Yeah, let's just blame Edyz...

[tibilicus]

You spammers make me sick...... Your ALL sickening. Well if you can't beat them you might aswell join them!
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

And now some random similes!



Wow and my reward? Post count, +1.

[Craterus]

You spammers make me sick...... Your ALL sickening. Well if you can't beat them you might aswell join them!
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

And now some random similes!



Wow and my reward? Post count, +1.

You make it sound like it's not worth the effort.

[jimmyM]

Y'don't think the very presence of this thread will undermine the good intentions of the .org frontroom and cause the entire board to implode upon itself in a storm of violence and unpleasant fellows mounted on horses firing arrows at people?


*looks at "what cheese are you eating...Right Now" thread *

no, I didn't think so, either...

[jimmyM]

Pettitoes.

Interesting sounding things.

Only saw mention of them once in Pickwick Papers, but they sound delicious...anyone know? no?

"bartender, a Brandy and warm water! quicksmart, dear boy.I sense the chill glare of the moderators..."

*steps over the prone body of a gibbering spammer lite, collects drink, leans on mantlepiece and muses*

[Craterus]

Sorry, I was AFK, but I'm back to spam now

[jimmyM]

Good to see. I was getting worried. Excessive spamming can either cause your head to explode, or get you torn to pieces by an angry mob. no two ways about it. A bit like being Frankenstein's monster...