Quote Originally Posted by strike for the south
6 easy steps to making a malitia

1. Grab rifle
2. Call friends and crazy sepratist uncle david
3. Go to store get camo
4. Go into a field
5. raise confedrate flag
6. Chew tabacco drink and be ready to destroy your tyranical goverment when they piss you off
I perfer it this way:

Write a long speach on how the government is opressive against the people and how war indemnities have long hurt your people.
Then, proceed to get a large amount of camoflage, procced to a parking lot or field with guns in hand and stage a Pro-NRA demonstration.
Rinse, and repeat