Soviet National Anthem.. Redone

[Ice]

I found this song while browsing on a friend's xanga site. I looked in the source code and found the url. I thought it was pretty cool how they turned this into this .

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Yeah, I've heard it.

I like this one though.

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~makarov/tem...vries_2005.mp3

http://www.hymn.ru/index-en.html

[Ice]

I like it.

[Kekvit Irae]

In Soviet Russia, music records YOU.

[Ice]

In Soviet Russia, music records YOU.

In Soviet Russia, Stage is for preformers only!

[King Ragnar]

I know i have heard those quotes before, are they from the simpsons, i cant remeber?

[Proletariat]

In Soviet Russia, road forks you. - Family Guy

[Mikeus Caesar]

In Soviet Russia, horse rides you!

You know, by posting a topic mentioning the Soviet Union, you're just asking for loads of those jokes.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

lol those are big jokes in my school. we make them up whenever a teacher contradicts us.

My favorite is:

In Russia, an F gets you sent to Reeducation.

[master of the puppets]

In soviet russia we rape all the horses and ride off on the women

just kiddin but great tunes, even the origional anthem i am partial to that russian music. can anyone translate what there sayin?

[Kaiser of Arabia]

The Hymn of the Soviet Union

Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labor and valorous deed.
[Or, the old way:
Be true to the people, thus Stalin has reared us,
Inspire us to labor and valorous deed!]

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

In the vict'ry of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!

[master of the puppets]

Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,

Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,

i dunno this thing has a lot of talk about freedom, are you sure they sang this in stalinistic russia?

[Geoffrey S]

Q: Why do communists only drink herbal tea?
A: Because proper tea is theft.

[GoreBag]

Q: Why do communists only drink herbal tea?
A: Because proper tea is theft.

[Geoffrey S]

What?

[Kaiser of Arabia]

What do all Soviets fear?

The Wehrmacht

[Ice]

What do all Soviets fear?

The Wehrmacht

That's why there was a soviet flag over East Berlin for about 45 years.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

That's why there was a soviet flag over East Berlin for about 45 years.

Took 27 million men to get that, it did.

[Zalmoxis]

It's a coincidence with all the In Soviet Russia, A Bs you! jokes, since I changed my title to that not long ago, though I couldn't fit Soviet in.

[Shahed]

Both sound GREAT. I actually prefer the machismo in the original, but it needs a bit more emotion, I believe, which the latter fills perfectly. Thanks for sharing.

[Ice]

Both sound GREAT. I actually prefer the machismo in the original, but it needs a bit more emotion, I believe, which the latter fills perfectly. Thanks for sharing.

anytime

[Ice]

Took 27 million men to get that, it did.

Who won in the end though? :)

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Who won in the end though? :)

Phyrrich victories suck, don't they?

Plus I wouldn't say the Soviets won, more Hitler lost. Hitler was an idiot. We can all drink to that.

*I havent figured out why he diverted men from the eastern front to fight the allies, which WOULD HAVE LET THE GERMANS SURRENDER. Idiot*

[Beirut]

No politics or nasty war history talk please.

[edyzmedieval]

Do you have any idea how communism was?!

Easy for you to talk.... You never experienced this...

Now, it's funny. I know. But then, it wasn't funny at all.

[Kekvit Irae]

In case you dont know the origins of the "In Soviet Russia" jokes, here's a good link to read: http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?InSovietRussia
For those too lazy to read: Yakov Smirnoff was the original creator of the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"In California, you can always find a party. In Russia, The Party can always find you."

[Kaiser of Arabia]

In Soviet Russia, the dead horse beats you!

[Ice]

Do you have any idea how communism was?!

Easy for you to talk.... You never experienced this...

If you are talking to me, I hate communism. I never liked it. I espically loathe Leninism/Stalinism.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

If you are talking to me, I hate communism. I never liked it. I espically loathe Leninism/Stalinism.

In Soviet Russia, Communism hates you!