In Soviet Russia, road forks you. - Family Guy
Re: Soviet National Anthem.. Redone
In Soviet Russia, road forks you. - Family Guy
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In Soviet Russia, horse rides you!
You know, by posting a topic mentioning the Soviet Union, you're just asking for loads of those jokes.
Originally Posted by Ranika
Re: Soviet National Anthem.. Redone
lol those are big jokes in my school. we make them up whenever a teacher contradicts us.
My favorite is:
In Russia, an F gets you sent to Reeducation.
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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In soviet russia we rape all the horses and ride off on the women
just kiddin but great tunes, even the origional anthem i am partial to that russian music. can anyone translate what there sayin?
A nation of sheep will beget a a government of wolves. Edward R. Murrow
Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. —1 John 2:9
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The Hymn of the Soviet Union
Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labor and valorous deed.
[Or, the old way:
Be true to the people, thus Stalin has reared us,
Inspire us to labor and valorous deed!]
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
In the vict'ry of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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i dunno this thing has a lot of talk about freedom, are you sure they sang this in stalinistic russia?
A nation of sheep will beget a a government of wolves. Edward R. Murrow
Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. —1 John 2:9
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Q: Why do communists only drink herbal tea?
A: Because proper tea is theft.
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
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