What are you drinking? Yes, right now. (Redux.)

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Jesus Juice is real. I've seen people with small bottles of it.

The the [censored for good of humanity]s have stolen my idea! AHHH FAHTERLAND!!!!!!

[IrishMike]

Actually according to my friend, Southpark beat you to it. And Jesus Juice on there is not a good thing at all.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Actually according to my friend, Southpark beat you to it. And Jesus Juice on there is not a good thing at all.

I thought of this first about 3 yrs ago.

Uzo pwns all. Except Beer, Scotch, Bourbon, Schnopz, Brandy, Moonshine, Ethnol, Menthol, Baileys, Guiness (get's its own category), most types of wine, Wodka, Weißbier (again, get's it's own category), blood, and rum!

[mercian billman]

Aquafina.

[Proletariat]

I would rather beat a cat with a guitar than drink uzo. It's like licorice concentrate. Ugh.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

I would rather beat a cat with a guitar than drink uzo. It's like licorice concentrate. Ugh.

Sinner.

I still perfer beer.

[Reverend Joe]

I would rather beat a cat with a guitar than drink uzo. It's like licorice concentrate. Ugh.

That's because you're supposed to water it down. And when I say water it down, I MEAN water it down. It should be about 1 part ozu and 15-20 parts water. No exaggeration. Also, keep stirring it, or at the bottom of the glass (or whatever it is in), it becomes undrinkable. If you mix it right, it should have a mild licorice flavor, and it should actually be slightly sweet. It's really good.

But, yes- it is still beat by hard liquors- that is, flavored hard liquors (i.e. spiced vodka, tequila, scotch, Irish whiskey- my favorite- etc.) I regard unflavored hard liquors, like vodka and white lightning, as being undrinkable. I just can't enjoy any alcoholic drink that doesn't taste good. Just ruins the whole buzz.

[Proletariat]

I dunno. Different strokes, eh meatwad? I don't really like any of those Mediterranean liquers that have that anis flavor.

Even watered down, the texture is too sweet and syrupy for me.

[GoreBag]

...Mediterranean liquers that have that anis flavor.

Typo?

[GoreBag]

I thought of this first about 3 yrs ago.

Uzo pwns all. Except Beer, Scotch, Bourbon, Schnopz, Brandy, Moonshine, Ethnol, Menthol, Baileys, Guiness (get's its own category), most types of wine, Wodka, Weißbier (again, get's it's own category), blood, and rum!

Schnapps, Kaiser.

[Reverend Joe]

Well, right now, I'm drinking nothing. I want to be drinking ozu. If it's mixed with water right, that stuff is almost unbeatable.

[master of the puppets]

i am drinking fanta, but i could go for some jesus blood...oh wait no i mean jesus juice