What's your porn name?
ok guys...basic premise is this. You use the name of a family pet as your first name and the name of the street where you live to get the second name....hey presto a porn star is born.......
mine would be........ Rex Milton........ (sounds more like a turn at the local labour club in the '70s!!!)
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Tussi Mark?
I don't know if that's bad or horrible.
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Purzel Heinrich Busold???
Sounds more like the name of some nitwit-son from a lower nobility family...
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Duke Stratford...hmmm...sounds more like a Royal Title.
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haha, our cat ist called Napoleon and I live in Adolf-Bolte-Strasse(=Street).
so, Napoleon Adolf???
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Pretty Aricescu.
Sounds like a good name.
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Jason Ronald.
I thought it was your mother's maiden name, not your street name.
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Thumper Warstock for pet/street.
Thumper Storm for pet/maiden name. Beat that one!
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Goldy Lyon. Sounds like the name of a porn actress rather than an actor.
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Yeah I heard that too....I think we can allow that as wellOriginally Posted by Martinus
ok so I get another go
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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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Duke Law...hmmm...every name I get I conjure up the image of a muscular British Guy with a Monacle and a waxed mustache
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Thomas Grianagh pet/street name
Thomas Stanley maiden name.....that sounds so very common
if you do it with my dog (NO pun intended)
Bex Grianagh
Bex Stanley...still comon
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Fluffy Broekdijk. Doesn't sound quite right, really.
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Snuffy Bospolder ~
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Rufus Barley (pet/street name)
Rufus McIntosh (pet/mother's maiden name)
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Either Midnight Gray or Rommel Gray. Those are bad. For pets.
Midnight/Rommel Bublitz, for maiden.
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Let's see....
Rascal Ledyar (using the street, I lived on Colonel Ledyard Highway) or
Boots Foley (different pet and mother's name).
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I don't have a pet, and my street is an indian name.
I always liked Brock Landers though.
And Dirk Diggler. I love that!
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Buster Longview Wow a weird porn name.
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where did you get this idea from , wasn't it from that tv show will & grace ?ok guys...basic premise is this. You use the name of a family pet as your first name and the name of the street where you live to get the second name....hey presto a porn star is born.......
mine would be........ Rex Milton........ (sounds more like a turn at the local labour club in the '70s!!!)
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Well mine will be in spanish: Manuel Panamá!!
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Lewis Abbey.
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Sweet Eça?
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Biggles Waldermar-Lorentzon
... weird name.
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Prince Green.....
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Eh..... Pelle Suprapto......
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Don't tell me everyone here are all wanna-be porn stars!
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