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  1. 10-04-2005, 02:17 #1
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    At 29, Gnaeus discovered the end of his nose, leading to endless thoughts on the nature of nature.

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  3. 10-04-2005, 04:11 #3
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    I pooped my pants!
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    "A milites just gabbed a whole lotta ass!!" (that means he's been roughly gropped in the rear end)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraxis
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    "Philosophy was a rough teacher on poor Gnaeus, everything seemed to shock the young fellow."
    As the enemy diplomat tendered an impossible-to-resist bribe to Gnaeus, only one question rushed to his mind: "Is it the chicken or the egg!? The chicken or the egg!!?"

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    Gnaeus was shocked to discover shoulder pads wouldn't be back in fashion for another 1600 years.
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  7. 10-04-2005, 14:10 #7
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    "Being too brainy for his peers and too pious for the ladies, Gnaeus spent Saturday nights staring at the gate."
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    "All philosophy begins in startlement" - almost Socrates
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    "Then he suddenly realized, to his horror, that reality and his Christian principles conflicted."
    "In war, then, let your great object be victory, not lengthy campaigns."
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  10. 10-04-2005, 14:42 #10
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    Hey D-T. Save that for the backroom!

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  11. 10-04-2005, 15:54 #11
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    After philosophy, Gnaeus' studies took him into the forbidden realm of hypnotism.
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    Gnaeus is shocked when someone shows him his firm personals...

    Edit: dammit, italics didn't work.
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  13. 10-04-2005, 18:00 #13
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    Having let a sheltered life of devotion to religion and philosophy, Gnaeus was quite shaken when he witnessed his favorite mare give birth.
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    Having spent his formative years studying philosophy, it took Gnaeus a while to learn the proper use of the saddle horn.

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    So thats what a women looks like!
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  16. 10-04-2005, 22:49 #16
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    Gnaeus was surprised to hear of the invention of the camera?!

    A mix of shock and happiness. Gnaeus receives his riding license.

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    Gnaeus, a devout Christian, never did quite understand how one of his four wives got with child...

    (I assume that's what the wedding rings mean, right? )

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    It was a cold morning in Massilia when Gnaeus sat down on his new marble toilet seat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steppe Merc
    Gnaeus, a devout Christian, never did quite understand how one of his four wives got with child...

    (I assume that's what the wedding rings mean, right? )
    ...'weeding rings' are loyalty.

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    "It comes in pints? I'm getting one!"
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    Gnaeus finds out what Scots mercenaries wear under their kilts.

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    "My god Centrurion; it 'is' as long as a babies arm!"
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    Painting by famous Roman painter Maximilianus Longa.
    Title: Gnaeus seeing future wife...

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    "What?!?! I got your daughter so I could go to war? No thank you."
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    And anothe one...



    When the centurion wasn't looking Publius couldn't help but stand triumphantly on the pile of barbarian bodies in front of his friends.
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    For Gnaeus:

    " I'm only 16? "
    " I don't believe in fairy tales and no one wants to go to hell, you've made the wrong decision and it's easy to see. Now if you wanna serve above or be a king below with us you're welcome to the city where your future is set forever. "

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    Despite some resitance, the Roman gay pride march was progressing as planned.

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    'What do you mean CA haven't fixed gameplay issues in BI'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraxis
    And Gnaius realized he was NOT asleep after all, and that his trousers HAD been left in the house that morning, and that the odd stares WERE genuine...
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    Pass me another energy drink I think my eyelids are starting to droop.
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