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**Kraxis** · 10-04-2005, 02:17

I'll start out myself.

"Philosophy was a rough teacher on poor Gnaeus, everything seemed to shock the young fellow."

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 10-04-2005, 03:54

At 29, Gnaeus discovered the end of his nose, leading to endless thoughts on the nature of nature.

Seamus

**MiniKiller** · 10-04-2005, 04:11

I pooped my pants!

**lars573** · 10-04-2005, 04:46

"A milites just gabbed a whole lotta ass!!" (that means he's been roughly gropped in the rear end)

**Quietus** · 10-04-2005, 05:18

Originally Posted by Kraxis

I'll start out myself.

"Philosophy was a rough teacher on poor Gnaeus, everything seemed to shock the young fellow."

As the enemy diplomat tendered an impossible-to-resist bribe to Gnaeus, only one question rushed to his mind: "Is it the chicken or the egg!? The chicken or the egg!!?"

**Zatoichi** · 10-04-2005, 08:22

Gnaeus was shocked to discover shoulder pads wouldn't be back in fashion for another 1600 years.

**Nelson** · 10-04-2005, 14:10

"Being too brainy for his peers and too pious for the ladies, Gnaeus spent Saturday nights staring at the gate."

**A.Saturnus** · 10-04-2005, 14:31

"All philosophy begins in startlement" - almost Socrates

**Doug-Thompson** · 10-04-2005, 14:36

"Then he suddenly realized, to his horror, that reality and his Christian principles conflicted."

**gardibolt** · 10-04-2005, 22:42

Having spent his formative years studying philosophy, it took Gnaeus a while to learn the proper use of the saddle horn.

**MiniKiller** · 10-04-2005, 22:47

So thats what a women looks like!

**Craterus** · 10-04-2005, 22:49

Gnaeus was surprised to hear of the invention of the camera?!

A mix of shock and happiness. Gnaeus receives his riding license.

"Here's a unit of Limanitei (sp?), now off you go to beat the Huns."

**Steppe Merc** · 10-05-2005, 00:16

Gnaeus, a devout Christian, never did quite understand how one of his four wives got with child...

(I assume that's what the wedding rings mean, right?

)

**rebelscum** · 10-05-2005, 15:47

It was a cold morning in Massilia when Gnaeus sat down on his new marble toilet seat.

**Azi Tohak** · 10-05-2005, 19:43

Originally Posted by Steppe Merc

Gnaeus, a devout Christian, never did quite understand how one of his four wives got with child...

(I assume that's what the wedding rings mean, right?

)

...'weeding rings' are loyalty.

Azi

**Divinus Arma** · 10-09-2005, 06:28

Originally Posted by Kraxis

And Gnaius realized he was NOT asleep after all, and that his trousers HAD been left in the house that morning, and that the odd stares WERE genuine...